Gross Question For Guys

[Perp]

Now, see, I COULD do that, Blitzed. I don't like the idea of telling anyone I don't have to that I smoke cannabis.

Except you should tell your doctor if you smoke cannabis. Don't worry, there's this thing called doctor/patient privilege. They won't tell your parents* or the cops.
(maybe they will if you are under 18, but I doubt it)

[birdgirl73]

Doctors aren't surprised or offended when people smoke cannabis. They expect it. It's the number one cash crop in America and 14 million people, which is likely an underestimate, use it.

Hernias in that region are very common for young men. It's worth getting it checked out. Doctors are accustomed to checking people for hernias, even in that area, and you don't want to further weaken the muscle that's got the herniation--or risk getting a strangulated hernia. Just go. Even with the admission that you smoke cannabis, it won't be anything that the doctor hasn't heard or seen 300 times before . . .

[Matt the Funk]

Doctors aren't surprised or offended when people smoke cannabis. They expect it. It's the number one cash crop in America and 14 million people, which is likely an underestimate, use it.

Thats what I was thinking. Why would you even want to lie to your doctor? Not telling them whats up, is like trying to solve a jig-saw puzzle with a missing piece, even if it's a small piece that doesn't really add anything, you don't get the whole picture.

[angry nomad]

Okay, so before anyone under the age of 18 reads on, I have to say that this is for MATURE audiences only. I don't mean that its overtly sexual or anything, its just that...ya know...this question requires a bit of maturity. Anyway...

So, I'm sitting here and I just got done taking a couple hits from my bubby (what I call my bubbler) and uhhh on the first hit, I coughed my lungs up, like usual. But, the second hit I did the same, but it was different. You see, right as I was coughing, I started getting this sharp, stinging pain in the area that is, most commonly, referred to as...the taint.

My friends and I were talking about this weeks ago, and none of us knew what the hell the cause of this was. I mean, it always happens after a nice coughing fit, and it hurts BAD. Almost like when you get kicked in the crackers, ya know what I mean?

I figured that it was probably a hernia-like happening going on in the groin, but I'm not sure. ANYONE know why this is, and does ANYONE else ever experience this?

I had a problem where I hurt there off and on for a lot of years. It took 5 or 6 doctors, and the last one shoving a finger up my ass to give me a diagnosis: hemorrhoids.

Whenever I do a lot of heavy lifting, my taint hurts, or if I carry something heavy around all day, like a backpack.

The best thing to do, is use preparation-H, very soft toilet paper. When you get hemorrhoids bulging out of your anus, watch your ass really well, lube up a fingertip with preparation-H, and shove them back in, and wash your hands.

I know that is nasty, but if you want frankness there you go. I am not saying you have hemorrhoids, but I got diagnosed with a hernia and a groin strain, but that is all it was. I got hemorrhoids when lifting up a very heavy bag of grease with my lower back, like an idiot. I felt the blood vessel pop. It was gross.

[Bogart]

A very strenuous cough can cause the muscle in the pubic area to tighten and spasm causing a lot of pain, how ever since you have this serious sounding cough when you toke and the pain if it continues after the coughing is over, even if it's mild or dull needs to be checked by a doctor. If nothing else go to the health clinic and tell them you have no money or tight on funds. They have a sliding scale. The type of pain you described in that area is not normal and needs to be checked out!

[palerider7777]

I had a problem where I hurt there off and on for a lot of years. It took 5 or 6 doctors, and the last one shoving a finger up my ass to give me a diagnosis: hemorrhoids.

Whenever I do a lot of heavy lifting, my taint hurts, or if I carry something heavy around all day, like a backpack.

The best thing to do, is use preparation-H, very soft toilet paper. When you get hemorrhoids bulging out of your anus, watch your ass really well, lube up a fingertip with preparation-H, and shove them back in, and wash your hands.

I know that is nasty, but if you want frankness there you go. I am not saying you have hemorrhoids, but I got diagnosed with a hernia and a groin strain, but that is all it was. I got hemorrhoids when lifting up a very heavy bag of grease with my lower back, like an idiot. I felt the blood vessel pop. It was gross.

i was gonna say inside hemorrhoids, as there not always on the outside. and my friend had the same thing happen. it shows the maturity level in here when someone asks a real ? and for some reason people keep saying something about telling the doc he smokes, why the fuck would he even have to bring that up over a cough?? makes no sense,anyways is there any blood when u go to the bathroom, even a lil could be a sign of the hemms. only thing that can really be done is laser or cold treatment, or something like that other than that it would be a muscle as sometimes when u cough real hard muscles that u don't normally use will flex and can cause pain as u don't use them.

ps and after reading what boo360 said i to remember feeling that pain when sick and had to puke so im guessing it's more related to muscle contracting to fast or something like that as i said u don't use those muscles and it's more a shock thing i would think

[palerider7777]

Hernias...not u would have more pain than that if that was the case

[HerbalConfusion]

Most doctors have no problem with people smoking weed. 3 years ago when i was 16 i talked to my doctor about how i smoke daily. He just told me to invest in a bong or a vape and reccomended not smoking joints or blunts (papers).

[Mohksha]

It's definitely not a hernia. You would be screaming on the floor. It happens to me sometimes too but I havent died yet so its prolly not a big deal. oh well

[birdgirl73]

^^Moksha, you can't say that for sure. Only a doctor can, which is why those of us with sense are encouraging him to go see one.

Inguinal hernias are very common in young men and present wtih precisely the symptoms he's having. And they don't make everyone scream on the floor by any means. But Gothen, if that is what it is and you end up with a bigger herniation and strangulate a small piece of bowel in the inguinal canal, you will be screaming, both from pain and when you end up having to pay a surgeon and a hospital bill.