speaking of never ending joints, i have a joke.
a pothead comes across a lamp on the beach, and rubs it and a genie comes out. the genie explains the 3 wish thing. for his first wish, he thinks a while, and then says "i want a never ending joint." bam. theres a joint in his hand. he smokes it, but the cherry never gets closer to his mouth. he goes "SWEET! i'll have 2 more of these!"