$330 Million!!!!

[OahuLocal]

Why? You would still have to be paying for it. Why not just get a small house and pay for those bills? You could easily pay that off and still have like more then 95% of it left

OahuLocal Reviewed by OahuLocal on 09-01-2007. $330 Million!!!! So for those of Americans you that dont know, the mega-millions lottery jackpot tonight is $330,000,000. I just picked up a few tickets myself, not really with the thought of winning but hey why not donate some money to public schools and gamble at the same time? Anyways I was just wondering, if you were to win this incredible amount of money what would you buy first? Id have to go with the Aston Martin DB9, fucking beautiful..... Rating: 5

[iNHALE.xHALE.]

ehh..idk...im just a simple guy

[WeedyBoyWonder]

I'd buy my own island (if possible) and start my own nation called GTFOML (Get The Fuck Off My Land) and walk around naked alot.

[GHoSToKeR]

I'd pay off every single penny of debt that my family and friends have accumulated, such as cars, credit cards, houses, etc. I'd also give some money to every member of my family, so that they'll be comfortable for the rest of their lives, and I'd definately buy each of my close family a house or whatever they wanted.

I'd donate a large percentage to different charities that would help the causes I believe in, and I dunno, alot of other stuff. Some money would go to the pro-legalisation cause, hospitals/clinics, the poor, sick and underpriviledged, schools, animal shelters, and anything else I can think of. That much money would be almost impossible to spend by one person, and it would be pointless to do anything with it other than give it away to people who can use it to do good.

I'd do stuff for myself though, obviously. I'd move somewhere nice, buy a decent sized house, car, etc.. Just generally make sure I'm comfortable and happy, and spend my time not worrying about money and other shit and do the things I enjoy with the people I love.

But dude, right now, being at college, even winning a thousand pounds would change my life! Lol

[chaliceburn]

I'd buy Thailand, first of all. Someone has to rescue all those hookers from those American perverts.

OK, not really.

I would make investment plans for all my friends/relatives that would just *know* that I'd take care of them, they would even wait for me to call them I'd wager.

I'd buy my wife's church a lot of cool sheet. I'd resubscribe to Children's International, what the hell, sponser five kids instead of three. They keep sending the damn newsletters after two years at least that I stopped forking over cash. They got my number. Charities are so rude nowadays. I'm almost positive whoever runs the special olympics fund raising sells names... f***ing GRRRRRR.

Oh, I'd rebuild my truck from the ground up. No mo' plastic for this rig. Upgrade everything. what the hell, integrate a mobile wifi transmitter. 330 million should be able to buy me COMPLETE stealth from radar, that's pretty high on the list. What the hell, get some russian to hook me up with an EMP device, and sheild everything on my own rig. How many trucks can still be rolling after a nuclear attack?

And I would so totally show up for work for at least one more year. Not to rub anything in anybodies face, but to not succumb to complete utter reckless spending sprees all day, every day.

I've realized that if I'm not at work, I'm spending money, so I might as well be working and not be blowing buckets of cash on $300 humidity monitering automatically activated bathroom replacement fans for my bathroom in my apartment.

Ahh, who am I kidding, I'd just be happy to get 10 million, then I'd fork the rest over to my neurotically philanthropistic wife.

[Reefer Rogue]

I would quit my job, quit college, move to amsterdam and live my life the way i want to.

[GHoSToKeR]

I'd do whatever it takes to forget about being dumped so un-fucking-cere-fucking-moniously!!!! Lol

[Bluntmasterbabe]

Did anyone hear about someone winning the $317 million last week? Not sure if anyone has come forward to claim it yet though. Thats insane! I would burn through the money helping all of my friends and family out. New houses, new cars...that would be awesome. I was complaining to my sister about how awful my luck is, and she said "you have to play to win"....and she's completely right. Someone has to win, why not me? So I might buy a ticket next time.

This reminds me of a hilarious story...
A few weeks ago at my hubby's birthday get together, one of our friends handed him a gift with a lottery scratch off attached. Our friend said that he has spent his last few bucks on it, so if we won something, we should split it. Of course we agreed. So Mike started scratching....and scratching, and then he looks at me with this shocked look, and shows me the ticket. He won $10,000! So he starts getting all excited...showing everyone, and making plans for what we're gonna buy with the money. So the friend says, read on the back to see where we need to go to cash in the ticket...he starts reading...."cash prizes are redeemable at Yo momma's house"...lol. As soon as he reads it out loud, he realizes it was a joke, and looks up at us with this "okay guys...you really got me" look. I laughed about that for weeks. Apparently they sell them at Spencers...and they are sooo convincing. They had him fooled, for sure. I was in on it the whole time, so it was even funnier. Glad they told me it was a joke...I probably would have had a heart-attack! Good stuff

[thcbongman]

Any cannabis smokers in Indiana? That's apparently where the winning ticket was sold!

If I won the lottery, nothing would change, I'd just buy a modest house by the beach in Thailand, invest the rest and live on that for the rest of my life!

[mfqr]

I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!