LETS GET PARANOID: Busted stories

[Stoned Scouser]

i was in NY on vacation and i was drunk and high, i had to pee REAL BAD so i peed in the snow "i love pot"....the snow didnt melt and next day my rents found it..lol...

Lol Lol... thats almost 2 funny 2 b true hahaha

[Hektik]

When i was 13 or 14 or around there i was with my best friend, we were chuggin some beers and smokin some tree, then we went to some chicks house and she wanted to go to the store and was like you guys wanna roll we was like 4 sho, it was about 12 midnight and it just started snowin so the roads were hella slick, she ran a stop sign then the cops threw they lights on, well she didn't stop she kept drivin pretty soon there was like 6 cop cars on our shit so she pulled over. They pulled out there guns on us and told us to step out, they searched me for weapons and found 4 grams, (i bought 3 for other people) so i got charged with minor in posestion (for drinkin) and intent to deliver. BUSTED . Juvie time and 2 years piss tests.

[Syrus]

Im lucky i havent been caught. well not directly, my parents know i smoke cos they accidentaly found my stash, but they didnt realy care so i dont thnik that counts.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Ok well i didnt exactly get caught but its funny haha ok well last night i had been smokin all day and my friend called me up and was like do u wanna match so i meet them at a shell station but we couldnt go back to my other friends house because his mom doesnt like ppl in after whatever time and it was like 9 or something i think lol so anyways right down the street from my friends house is a community college, and im like hey just park there and we will smoke(bad idea) lol wed usually just do this because we live out in the valley and well u can do that but we were kinda downtown so ya, anyways my friend pulls out her pipe and loads a bowl she takes her hit then passes it to me, i try and take my hit but its just too clogged so i hand it back and shes messin with it, when our other friend goes you better turn around so my friends around, i look up and theres this fat ass mexican guy standing outside the window, im just like FUCK so she rolls down the window and hes like "smokin a lil?" wow that was the biggest relief ever i was so happy i was just wow lol then hes like ya my gf does it but i dont, then he tell us how hes not a strict security guard and he even told us where to drive if we wanted to smoke on the college cuz no one parked where he told us to go, haha it was awomse

[BOgart.bitch]

a few years ago i was going to this college over the summer for a college prep progam. my friend and i smoked a joint in her room... a supervisor was in the room right beside us reading a book by her open window.. so we couldnt blow the smoke out of the window.. instead, we tried to contain it in the closet.. after we were done we ran fans and sprayed.. but we made the idiotic mistake of going downstairs too soon to enter a room full of people and supervisors.. they smelled us out quick.. got kicked out of that school thing and my life got fucked for a while. now im hella paranoid about the smell. i go through perfume like no one's business.

[Stoned Scouser]

i wonder how many grams i got nicked with... wot the fuck is 28x9... 250g giv or take... Shit bringin back memories