lol fuck, listen to this crazy shit

im standing outside, bong and packed bowl, waiting for my buddy that has more weed, then my mom comes outside and says wtf r u doing. i quickly say that im not tired and this is gonna make me sleepy. she says get the fuck inside. then she says open ur coat. as i say no i see my buddy walking buy, he over heard me being caught, and he moved away from the window right when my mom turned around. ok then she says open ur dam coat. and i got my new bong and big bull of good ass weed, so im thinking fuck u lol im not losing this. so i get mad at her and start yelling saying u dont trust me, and i ran into my room, ditched my shit, took off my coat, hung it up, came back to my room and had my bong session. i got so fucked

lol that was sweetness but closet ive ever been to being caught.

later