Quote Originally Posted by GraziLovesMary
haha no bullshit.. maybe thats one reason why I party and Im always the last one still awake. Maybe I dont sleep because I never fully trust my environment???? Hahahaha probably true.
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That sounds like me.. Im always the last asleep and first one up. One friend of mine at every party gets a pillow into the bathroom, and sleeps in there in the tub, with the door locked.
Blitzed Reviewed by Blitzed on . BEST JOKE EVER Last night i went to a mates for a few drinks, he shares a very large house with about 8 others, all in all there must have been about 50 people there drinking. Well there was one lad there who had way to much and passed out, so we pulled his trousers and boxers down, got a condom stretched it so it looked like it had been used then one of the girls there poked it in his arse crack . the poor bastard is going to wake this morning thinking that someone has given his arse a pokeing lol. Rating: 5