The whole premise is so ridiculous that any sane person can only assume that indeed all Americans are indeed incredibly stupid.

Is she supposed to be hiding quarter pounders under her armpits? a STRIP SEARCH at McDonalds? What the flying monkey fuck? It would make sense if she worked at the mint or CIA or something, but McDonalds? There's just so much stupid going on here that it seems almost staged.

If given the choice, I think most young girls would probably rather walk out naked than give an old balding guy a blowjob in a fucking Mickey D office.. She must have really felt intimidated to go *that* far.

She'll get buckets of money if she settles, probably on condition she sign a non-disclosure agreement, the dumb fuck guy will likely get time and she'll never eat at Mickeys again. She'll get over it.

What pisses me off is that the moral of this story is 'be a stupid helpless victim, humiliate yourself on national TV and get a huge payday.'