Funny Sex Facts

[Blitzed]

Everyday, 200 million couples around the world have sex, which is about over 2000 couples at any given moment.


Women are most likely to want to have sex when they are ovulating.


The Egyptian 'Ankh' , is actually a symbol representing the male and female sex organs.


Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world


30% of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends.


Mosquitoes, which mate in the air perform a sex act that lasts only 2 seconds.


Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than those with only a Bachelor's degree.


Fellatio ranks as the number one sexual act desired by heterosexual men.


Australian women have sex on the first date more than women the same age in the USA and Canada.


Itâ??s illegal to have sex without a condom in Nevada. (More on Sex Laws later).


Today, Japan leads the world in condom use. Like cosmetics, they're sold door to door, by women.


More Americans lose their virginity in June than in any other month (must be all those weddings and prom nights).


A manâ??s penis not only shrinks during cold weather but also from nonsexual excitement like when his favorite football team scores a touchdown, etc.


Wyomingâ??s Grand Tetons mountain range literally means â??Big Titsâ?�.


In the original Grimm fairly tale of 'Sleeping Beauty', the Prince rapes her while she sleeps and then leaves before she wakes up. (Good thing that was rewritten!)


The word 'gymnasium' comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means to exercise naked, which often was done in ancient Greece.


White women and those women with a college degree, when asked said they were more receptive to anal sex than women without college educations.


The word avocado comes from the Spanish word aguacate which is derived from the Aztec word ahuacati which means testicle.


The original representation of Cupid by the Greeks was that of a beautiful young boy whose naked form was considered to be the embodiment of sexual love.


The first condoms in the US were made from vulcanized rubber in the 1870s. They were expensive and annoyingly thick and meant to be reused.


Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex than high school dropouts. (Amazing what one learns in college).


About 1% of the adult female population are able to achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation.


14% of males said that they did not enjoy sex the first time.


60% of women say they did not enjoy sex their first time.


The Romans would crush a first time rapistâ??s gonads between two stones.


Itâ??s illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States.


In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, itâ??s against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.


In Fairbanks, Alaska itâ??s illegal for moose to have sex on the city sidewalks. (I don't know how this is enforced.)


In Florida having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.


According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear.


When Viagra became available, operators of Nevada brothels reported that business "shot up" about 20 percent.


Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.


Up until 1884, a Victorian-era woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex.


During the Middle Ages, if you were guilty of bestiality youâ??d be burned at the stake, along with the other party to your crime.


The sperm of a mouse is longer than the sperm of an elephant.


A "Dork' is a whale's penis. The whales, as you might have the world's largest penises. The blue whale is the champ, due to his size, with a ten foot long member that is one foot in diameter

Just thought I would share these with everyone, there are some that are quit hilarious!

Blitzed Reviewed by Blitzed on 08-28-2007. Funny Sex Facts Just thought I would share these with everyone, there are some that are quit hilarious! Rating: 5

[Dro_Princess]

I read them all. Very interesting. I love that Dork means whale penis.

[cannabis campbell]

How do people find out all this stuff, most of it sounds untrue to me, I cant see how people would be able to find out some of that stuff it would be literally impossible.

[slipknotpsycho]

30% of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends

i coulda went my whole life without of having heard that.

[cannabis campbell]

LOL, me too, I hate it when you get the mental images oh they wont go away! GET OUT GET OUT!! haha.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

In Fairbanks, Alaska itâ??s illegal for moose to have sex on the city sidewalks. (I don't know how this is enforced.)


HAHAHA!

[birdgirl73]

This is the most recent study information that's come out just recently about seniors and sex, and the 30% figure for women over 80 isn't quite as high in this study as it is in the fun facts above. The good news is that when they're still in good health and still have partners, about a quarter of seniors still report having some form of sex within the last year, which I think is great. You won't think this is as repulsive when you get older, Slip. You'll find it encouraging!

Study: Many Seniors Have Rich Sex Lives, New Study Shows That Men And Women Are Enjoying Sex Well Into Their 80s - CBS News

[slipknotpsycho]

uh.... idon't plan on getting naked after 50ish unless i'm jumpin in the shower i'm not exactly in the best shape now, i already feel like i went to the gym all day or i manage to throw my back out...

i can only imagine what punishment waits for me in future years

speaking of which i somehow managed to throw my back out again today (not from sex ) hurts so bad i can barely breathe

[ghosty]

if you think about it, it doesnt really seem that odd that seniors are still getting it on. i mean common if you enjoy sex, aren't you going to want to keep enjoying it for as long as you're physically capable? and although you may get old and wrinkled your not gonna really lose your attraction to your spouse just cause your both older... all i can say is that if i live to be 70 or 80 and my junk is still working, you better believe i still plan on using it heheh

[Nightcrewman]

"Mosquitoes, which mate in the air perform a sex act that lasts only 2 seconds"

After all these years it finally explains why my first girlfriend called me a bloody mosquito LOL


Cheers

NCM