I'm going to a chicken fight, this afternoon. Is that illegal? We breed chickens, in fact, most of them are born because of us. If you make an axe, you can cut vegetables with it, also.

Dog fighting is just wrong. Those dogs may have never seen this earth if it weren't for it. That's the reason why we're overpopulating. People just want to make more of stuff so they can fight with it.

Everyone should go to the doctor and erase professional wrestling from their brain, then get a chip for it that tells you that "Pot is God".