home alone on a saturday

[juggalo420]

so one time me and my friend chris were piss drunk, and he made me mad (neither of us can remember why) so i told him to leave my house but he wouldnt, i started screming and thretening him with knives, and of course my brothers (ages 11 and 13) were home listening, then we went downstairs and he wouldnt leave still.. more yelling.. blah blah blah... so i picked up this solid wooden napkin holder thinky, it was kinda big, and i threw it at his head. then he fell down. he was screaming bloody murder, saying he couldnt see, and blood was rushing down his shirt all over the floor and his head and me, and then my dad came home. so we called his mom, and she took him to the hospital where he got, i think 5 staples in his skull. and now were going out, its been a long time since that day, weve been dating for about 5 months, that was maybe 6 or 7 months ago.

another time my friend tom was visiting on his christmas break from boot camp, a day away from going to south carolina, and he gets extremely drunk. he chugged a liter of vodka and kept drinking, i was stoned... then he starts arguing with his girl, and falling down, he was rolling around outside in the mud so he had to change into my boyfriends pants. then he started hitting his girl, then he came inside and fell face down on my boyfriends basement floor, we didnt wanna fuck with him. he got up later and ran into my boyfriends bedroom, blood all over the side of his face, and dove onto the bed. he got blood on the pillows. there he proceeded to whip his dick out, and mumble on about how his dick was in my ass. he left a trail of blood from one room to the other. then chris' mom found out he was drunk, she came downstairs when she got home and he was laying on the floor, she aske dif he was ok, and he flipped her off. then he called her a bitch and a slut a couple times. me chris and alicia went to go get food and left andrew with tom, while we were gone he had told chris' mom to give him a kiss and puked all over himself, then passed out. he slept for a good 6 hours, when he woke up he had NO IDEA what had happened, or why he was wearing someone elses pants.


theres madddd more stories. but fuck it, no one cares about this shit.

i remember this one time this girl nicole was fiending so bad for crack she was looking on the floor of my old jeep looking for a rock for a couple hours.

i remember 1 time getting arrested in front of nicoles house, then calling her at like 2am from a police station wondering where i was. (i was drunk)

1 time nicole tried to abort a fetus by pumbling her stomach.

1 time nicole died and went to hell.

[sugarmagnolia]

hmmm.... these stories are pretty disturbing.