Visine+bleach=passed drug test?

[slowmotion]

well yesterday my mom told me she was going to start random drug testing on me, so i had to think of a way to smoke and try to pass a drug test at the same time. anyways my stradegy(sp?) is getting some eye drops and filling the container up with bleach, that way i can carry it around with me every where i go. so far thats all ive come up with. what do you guys think?

slowmotion Reviewed by slowmotion on 01-22-2005. Visine+bleach=passed drug test? well yesterday my mom told me she was going to start random drug testing on me, so i had to think of a way to smoke and try to pass a drug test at the same time. anyways my stradegy(sp?) is getting some eye drops and filling the container up with bleach, that way i can carry it around with me every where i go. so far thats all ive come up with. what do you guys think? Rating: 5

[slipknotpsycho]

i've heard that it worked.....at first i thought you were gonna ask if you drank bleach and visine if it worked lol....i know some people who claim that it works....they used to get piss tested for their job....i wouldn't rely on it unless you know it works tho....and only supposed to drop 1-2 drops in it.....and lightly shake the piss container (just kinda swish it arounD)

[juggalo420]

tell your mom to go fuck herself, then slap her, lay your pimp hand down.

[Juggalotus]

I'd have to agree with my fellow juggalo, give her a mushroom stamp then she'll quit bitchin, but bleach would just kill everything in ur piss man...it might just destroy everything..never tried it tho, so i dont know

[KennabisCranium]

tell your mom to go fuck herself, then slap her, lay your pimp hand down.

food for thought

[Not Enough Herb]

ya i agree

later

[slowmotion]

i dont know about you but i would never slap my mom.
its bad for my health.