I'm not biased. I've read all the evidence related to these conspiracy theories. None of them seem credible to me. The 'Bush planned it' theory seems the least credible. Not because he's not evil enough, but because he'd have to be the smartest person ever born to pull off the biggest conspiracy in human history and still have it kept quiet. And I don't happen to believe Bush is the smartest person ever born; the evidence for that is abundant.

And yes, I was being facetious with the South Park comment. If you've watched the episode, they didn't phrase it quite as kindly as I did. I believe the way they stated it was, 25 percent of Americans are retards. Heh.