I have a few good stories...

Story One: My whole father's side lives in Texas, and they all live in a small town known for its good football team (Who woulda thunk it). Any who, my cousin is driving his huge dodge truck and gets pulled over. They think hes been doing drugs (hes a star quarterback, no chance) so they arrest him and make him do a drug test at the police station. The test comes back saying he was positive for all these drugs (cocaine, weed, meth.) and is pretty much fucked or something. Well he hires a lawyer and they do there own drug test at a public area, and the test came back clear of everything the next day... and he sues and doesn't have to work for a long time.

Story 2: My and my ex-gf (current at the time) were smoking down this abandoned road with a pipe in my car. Well we pull into a dead end where the entrance was to the rear of my car. Well we start smoking and everything going good, we are being quiet, having a good time, and I then take a hit and when im holding it in, my ex says "cop" in a quiet voice, and me thinking its a cop in a car(always in cars here, never on anything else) I look up in my rear view mirror to see where he is. Well i look and i see nothing(while still holding from the hit) and i turn to her and tilt my head, in a look at questioned why she would randomly say cop... and then i exhale...... and look forward through the windshield and see a cop on a bike coming off a biking/hiking/walking path. Now at this point he can clearly see all this smoking coming out of my mouth and my eyes widening to the size of golf balls. and he rides right past my car from front to rear looking all the way past.. goes about 10 feet past my car like hes gonna just ride through, then does a U-turn, and brakes to my window. I roll down my window and he asks for our ID's..... We give them to him, he calls them in, has a huge problem mispronouncing my name, and i correct him and he says, "Alright, you have a good time" and hands back our ID's and takes off.....
GrinS Reviewed by GrinS on . polices' discretion to let off people w/mj texas ain't so bad YA"LL a step in the right direction,,,,yeah????? but then again,,,is it just a front,,,,prolly not! 05:35 PM CDT on Friday, August 24, 2007 By ELISE HU KVUE News Rating: 5