Sry Men Folk

[KennabisCranium]

Those are funny. here's one for you.


o.k. guys,
What's the difference between your job and your wife?







after 5 years your job still sucks.

KennabisCranium Reviewed by KennabisCranium on 01-22-2005. Sry Men Folk My boyfriend, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big f* ng red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in. A couple are lying Rating: 5

[Lulu]

after 5 years your job still sucks.

Hahahaha good one Ken
Okay one more....

A hunter kills a deer, cleans it and prepares it to be served for dinner.

He knows his kids are fussy eaters and won't eat it if they know what
it is, so he doesn't tell them.

His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for dinner, Dad?"

"You'll see", he replies.

They start eating dinner and his daughter asks him, "What are we eating?"

Dad says, "Here's a hint, it's what your mother sometimes calls me."

His daughter recoils in horror and screams to her brother,


"Don't eat it, Jimmy, it's a fuckin' arsehole!"

[apsinthion]

Hahahahhahahahahahaahahhahahshahahh!!!!!!!

[florida boy 3]

funny, funny, funny, great stuff lulu