I have a creepy old man neighbor who walks his 2 small dogs at all hours of the day. And he hangs out by the parking lot in the woods so that when one of us (the people who live around the area) walks out of our car he steps out and wants to talk....creepy!

And my other neighbor is a crazy old lady, about 87, and she mows the grass and gardens in bikini bottoms and a tube top...ick. And one time she was growing pot in her garden next to the tomatoes. And another time she chased a kid down the block with a rake and a rock.