Close Calls

[Mex]

The other day I was parked in a parking lot, in a corner spot and me and my friends were hitting the bong in my car. We know it was a stupid thing to do but we hadn't used it together in so long I decided to bring it. So we were sitting there, the windows all cracked about an inch open, ripping the bong, when my friends taking a hit and I look in the rear view mirror to see a police car rolling past us slowly. It was in a parking lot, and he was just patrolling slowly, and then as I saw him I slowly but urgently rushed my friends to put the bong down, but I had to be quiet because the windows were open and he was less than 5 feet from my car, stopped at a stop sign. Well about a second after my friends put the bong down I was looking in my right mirror, and my eyes looked straight into his. I thought we were fucked for sure, but the weed gods had blessed me that day, because another second and he made a U turn into another lane of the parking lot. But I wasn't free yet, I had a sneaking suspicion that he was waiting for me to pull away, so I ignored my friends and sat there for another minute before pulling away. I waited for him to be out of sight just in case it was a delayed snipe, but we got lucky and he was gone when we pulled out.

Anyone else have some close calls they want to share?

Mex Reviewed by Mex on 08-25-2007. Close Calls The other day I was parked in a parking lot, in a corner spot and me and my friends were hitting the bong in my car. We know it was a stupid thing to do but we hadn't used it together in so long I decided to bring it. So we were sitting there, the windows all cracked about an inch open, ripping the bong, when my friends taking a hit and I look in the rear view mirror to see a police car rolling past us slowly. It was in a parking lot, and he was just patrolling slowly, and then as I saw him Rating: 5

[CannabisIsGood]

ohh damn trippy shit.
i hate cops when im ripped.
kills my high. =[

[MtlguitarJames]

I was a military brat growing up and I was almost caught on base smoking. I was 16 years old and of course out of all my friends it was I that always had the weed. I was the only one with a damn job of course. Well for 3 months straight every day we would go to the middle of the military subdivision I lived in and we would smoke out of a 3 foot bong in this wooded area. We carried it in a backpack. Ya I know. I wasn't a very bright 16 year old. It was me and 5 other people this time. I was right in the middle of this massive bong rip and my friend turns to me and says: "5-0 dude 5-0 put that shit away". I was so blazed that I didn't realize what he had said. He took the bong out of my hands and put it in his backpack. When I realized what was going on I put my bag under my skate board I was sitting on and lit up a cigarette. It was an SP. The Air Force Equivalent of an Military Policeman. It went a little like this:
SP: "What the hell are you guys doing back here".
Me: "Just smoking cigarettes. We do this after school before our parents get home."
SP: "Well people are complaining that you guys are smoking something other than cigarettes."
Me: "No sir. I'm not one of those loser types. I just smoke cigarettes."
SP: "O.K." (He started to walk away and then came back with a concerned look on his face)
SP: "How old are guys?"
Me: "I'm turning 18 next week (Lying my ass off and my friends said they were 16)
SP: "You kids should quit smoking the cigarettes. That shit will kill you. Have a good day"

Holy fuck I had never been so scared and stupid in my entire life. From then on I only smoked really early in the morning before I went to the bus stop. Like 6:00 or 6:30. SP's weren't around all that much that early.

[Purple_x_power]

Me and two of my friends were passing two blunts in a near by park, two cops come and they all run..im' to stoned and i sit there..i get thrown in cuffs, searched then they found my ID and the cop saw i was a fire fighter and he let me go...

ahahaha..so scarred that night.

[DreadConches]

Last night a cop followed us for over 15 minutes down back roads. It was like 2:45 in the morning. He was following us so we decided to pull into Turkey Hill and go in. Turkey Hill was on the left side and on the right side of the road there was another parking lot. He pulled into the parking lot and turned around so that he was at the road again. He just sat there watching us until we left the Turkey Hill. When we left, he left and followed us for probably another half mile then left.
We weren't really breaking any laws and he had no reason to search us though so it really wasn't a close call. I hate stalker cops.

[exoticnoise]

well this was about 2 years ago, I had taked my moms brand new honda to go pick up a girl I had new in a town about half an hour away. I had taken my glass spoon bowl and about a quarter of weed with me, when I had gotten there we smoked afew bowls with some friends by the watertower. she wanted to go on a "drive" so I took her to another town about 15 mins from there, stopped to get gas at a BP station, after I went in and paid i came out there was a cop, i dident think nothing of it, i saw cops all the time. i pumped the gas and left, he pulled out and followed me for about 5 miles befor pulling me over, i had the bowl and weed in the keepspace under the cd player. he told me i had false plates and they were registered for an olds achiva, the girl next to me was wiggin, the story was my mom had traded in that olds for the honda and the dealership didnt transfer the plates from the old car to the new one. but he just ended up giveing me a ticket and sent us on our way. that was a close call ill never forget.