crappy camping trip

[blooregard]

okay me and three of my friends went out in the woods to camp for a while and we brought some rolling paper and some reefer of course lots of food and a tent. so we find a good camping spot by a lake and we all pitched in and brought five huge plants of weed. so we hike we brought a couple of fishing rods and caught a fish or two.
after dinner we were high with one plant almost gone we could hardly move and one of my friends was much more wasted then the rest of us. So far thats a good thing I say that because she is crazy when shes high.
after the first plant is gone she takes her shirt off and starts to run around this eventually turned bad. me and my neghbor are rosting marsh mellows and and smokin blunts when the crazy bitch gets a running jump and kicks one of the plants into the fire my friend really pissed off says "what the the fuck bitch you knocked a plant into the fire" (by the way weed close to the fire not a good idea. I learned that) any way my friend just screwed all of us because she retaleated "oh really fucker you going to do something about it!?" of course he does he throws the pack of marshmellows at her now I'm stoned not really paying attention and she tosses another plant into the fire now her boyfriend is here and he's my friend but not my neghbor's so my neghbor says "hey get your dick sucker under control" not helpful they get into a fight witch ends up with my neghbor nearly getting tossed in to the fire while he's gitting up he tips the fourth plant into the fire so I tell him to calm down walk it off so with my neghbor gone I talk to my friend I tell him to try to calm his girlfriend down it works but my neghbor comes back and the now slightly calm demon flips and when her boyfriend trys to calm her down she pushes him into the last plant it falls in to the flame along with my blunt so with an FN Five Seven in the glove box I setlle thing with a round into the air and I say"HEY! cut the shit now because of your girlfriend, your crazyness and your stupidity we could have stay out here and smoked the reefer and had a great party but now as you can see were all out because of your dumb asses now we go back tomarrow so were all going to shut the fuck up and go to sleep the next morning I've got a splitting hedache and everybody else is out cold the girls still topless and my neghbor is outside sleeping infront of the tent I wake everybody up the girl puts her shirt back on and we all pack up and leave with so much food still in the back of the truck and get some rest.
all in all with about four hundred dollars of mary jane burned to hell and one hundred dollars of mary jane actually smoked that was the worst camping trip ever

blooregard Reviewed by blooregard on 08-25-2007. crappy camping trip okay me and three of my friends went out in the woods to camp for a while and we brought some rolling paper and some reefer of course lots of food and a tent. so we find a good camping spot by a lake and we all pitched in and brought five huge plants of weed. so we hike we brought a couple of fishing rods and caught a fish or two. after dinner we were high with one plant almost gone we could hardly move and one of my friends was much more wasted then the rest of us. So far thats a good Rating: 5

[CYRAX]

That sounds very unrealistic, who the hell would bring entire plants with them? have you ever heard about curing?, more like harvesting in that case?! People usualy report gunshots, and why would that girl go topless without her boyfriend? and why didn't the boyfriend scream at her for doing it?..

There is no way in hell anybody could beleive this, that's just my opinion though, and seriously if someone really wasted that many grams of my bud, that five-seven better not be in my site.

[NteeM]

That sounds very unrealistic, who the hell would bring entire plants with them? have you ever heard about curing?, more like harvesting in that case?! People usualy report gunshots, and why would that girl go topless without her boyfriend? and why didn't the boyfriend scream at her for doing it?..

There is no way in hell anybody could beleive this, that's just my opinion though, and seriously if someone really wasted that many grams of my bud, that five-seven better not be in my site.

Word. A civilian owning a Five-seveN is also unrealistic.

[The Lemon]

lol trying to imagine people carrying potted MJ plants with them camping. BTW I think this is not true.

[Lankan Lion]

lmao why would you come on a message board to tell a story thats so obviously fake?

anyways....i gtg go now and smoke a few plants and cap some topless bitches with my boys

[The Lemon]

You know right away it's fake when they went fishing before they got high lol

[voltabud]

oh man that must of sucked, it would ahve been hilarious to see high though

[voltabud]

wait, you cant smoke a fresh plant

[king of the world]

we brought five huge plants of weed.after dinner we were high with one plant

how in the fuck do you manage to smoke a plant? if you want to lie then do it in a believable way. come on. as soon as i read that sentence i was like "this guy is completely bullshitting this whole long ass post."

[PdoubleOTY]

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God i love fake weed stories