Gotta get me some!

[JD1stTimer]

LOL, yeah, but at 27 I'm starting to think if it hasn't worked out yet then there's ... uhhh... probably something wrong with me that all my friends and family just won't come out and tell me for some reason... every reason they give, I can think of guys that have all the combined negatives and seem to get plenty of tang.. anyways, my cousin thinks I'm gay because I enjoy gardening and cooking and old movies and musicals and stuff.. and he says the fact that women turn me on and men don't is beyond the point... WTF?!? Anyway, could it be possible to be gay and not know it because of that confusing fact of getting horny from women?

[Veratyr Star]

you're not gay

[Snorbel]

Haha, gay and not know it? I don't think so, but I dunno.

I can't really help you out in the woman department. Sounds like you want sex more than a relationship.

[CUPNOODLES]

find an easy girl....tell her, if shes competitve, that u can out drink her...if she falls for it then ur in...all gotta do is make out with her wile ur drunk and she is 2 and ur set...things will escalde from there...heh heh works evrytime for me

[cannabis campbell]

Whos rosie palmer?

[CUPNOODLES]

ur hand.....

[JD1stTimer]

She has five daughters who also help her.

[birdgirl73]

JD1stTimer, my husband was just reading over my shoulder. He wondered if you had any female friends who might want the honor of deflowering you--or if any of your guy friends have sisters. That's how he chalked off his first time, the hot older sister of a friend. Where it's almost like a pre-arranged thing where someone volunteers to take you on just to initiate you out of friendship. Not a heavy love thing, but not completely absent of emotional connection, either.

[Hilder420]

birdgirl has the the right idea. i myself love virgins. They're so impressionable. custom trained :thumbsup:i know theres women out there who do as well.

[JD1stTimer]

Hmmm, that sounds like a good idea. Thank you, birdgirl! If I could rep you I would. LOL Hilder, sometimes I think about that custom training.. I wonder if the advice to not have serious relationships until you are out of highschool is bad advice. I mean, they say find yourself, but wouldn't it be better for two people to find each other and mold to each other? Seems like that's how most of our grandparents (or greats) did it, and apparently they had very fulfilling and loving lives generally speaking. They're the ones who I hear say "57 years of marriage and we still love each other just like we did in 10th grade", and not just publicly, but in private conversations with both parties (Yeah, I talk to old folks a lot. They have the best stories, like the first time they played baseball at night and it was front page in the newspaper. I don't know why, but that just sounds AWESOME, not like todays which are just minor advancements by small degrees.)