Headline--------Where is Weedhound?

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Authorities are still clueless about the disappearance of the world famous Weedhound. After weeks of investigation, there are still no leads. Conspiracy theorists have offered possibilities from alien abduction to spontaneous sink-holes, yet none of these theories have shown to have any basis in fact.
It is rumored that the Weedhound had a long standing feud with Mother Earth and specifically her son Dirt. Authorities will investigate the dirty details.
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