My new lighter works in the wind.

[mfqr]

god did, when he farted after he created the jalapeno and cheese burrito.

Yes, you are right. I did indeed do that. In fact, since you mortals actually have a concept of time, the fart seems like it has been going for billions of years for you. For me, it's already over with. But like I said, between the heavens and earth, there is a distortion of time. Here we have no concept of it, because it doesn't matter!
This is a fart that will actually kill you if you go too close to it, so watch out!