My new lighter works in the wind.

[slipknotpsycho]

The sun is a magnificent thing. I wonder who created it...

god did, when he farted after he created the jalapeno and cheese burrito.

[GraziLovesMary]

god did, when he farted after he created the jalapeno and cheese burrito.

Dontcha think it was after the Steak and Potato Burrito??

[mfqr]

god did, when he farted after he created the jalapeno and cheese burrito.

Yes, you are right. I did indeed do that. In fact, since you mortals actually have a concept of time, the fart seems like it has been going for billions of years for you. For me, it's already over with. But like I said, between the heavens and earth, there is a distortion of time. Here we have no concept of it, because it doesn't matter!
This is a fart that will actually kill you if you go too close to it, so watch out!

[slipknotpsycho]

no no, adam created that burrito, cuz adam sucked and he couldn't handle a real mans burrito....

[GraziLovesMary]

no no, adam created that burrito, cuz adam sucked and he couldn't handle a real mans burrito....

Oh fuck that.. Adam could handle it, but he was a god damn red blooded American, and after eating the forbidden fruit of knowledge, knew that the Steak and Potato burrito was the embodiment of the American dream: Steak, potatoes, sour cream, chives and taco sauce, lovingly swaddled in a soft flour tortilla.

[slipknotpsycho]

adam sucked <.< he said all that to make himself feel better about not being able to handle the one and only burrito...

[Reefer Rogue]

god did

I agree.

[GraziLovesMary]

adam sucked <.< he said all that to make himself feel better about not being able to handle the one and only burrito...

Adam sucked.. but Eve swal... nevermind. Dont wanna get banned.....

Fuck a jallapenis burrito!

[LuckyG]

There should be a disclaimer that this lighter will probably not work in the UK.

[BlAzInIt4:20]

ur so creative.. i would of jsut wanted to burn things not the weed lmao...