Err...dunno?

[maryjanemama]

Res, I'm so glad that you're back! You've been sorely missed! I'm sorry to hear about your troubles...I wish there was something I could do to help. I guess all I can say is, you have a lot of friends here whenever you need to talk, Res.

[RESiNATE]

Yo AZ and Dog!

AZ: I aint been on because BT cut me off - with no prior warning! It was like waking up one day and finding that someone had taken one's leg away *sobs*

Dog: Thanks dude, but I've got a spare phone (Samsung A300)..it'll do until I get a replacement...I got insurance, see - I like your sig, dude...it's twisted lol...I like it!

Well, I musta had a paycheck paid in because I was able to draw £40 from the hole! YAY! I just bought some baccy! YAY! And I'm getting a nicotine head-rush! YAY!

Back to the subject of TV...
There seems to be alot of US 'reality/competition' programmes on lately!
Like, "Renovate My Family".
This is where a family gets a house built for them and has some relationship guidance.
I quite like the idea, however, these programmes seem to be edited for dramatisism...lol...I especially like the way that the family puts great enthusiasm into their moments of shock There was this kid, the other day, who really put some effort into dropping his jaw lmfao...I'm surprised that he didn't dislocate it!
Or there's one about these guys who have to act like women...sheesh!
You got these muscle-bound guys, dressed in frocks, trying to look like ladies. WTF!
One of these guys had no neck!
"Hi, I'm Wynona", he says in a deep gruff voice....

[NowhereMan]

'It's at times like this that I'm glad I don't have a shot-gun to hand...I wouldn't be able to decide whether to shoot the TV, or myself! "

i find that insanely funny

but i will just tell ya str8 up i

if you think you got it bad it could be worse
just think what if you was a conjioned twin
and your attached gay brother had a date tonight
and where you was connected
you shared the same asshole

[apsinthion]

Welcome back Res!

I was wondering where you got to but I figured out that it was most likely something to do with money.

Tv is sooooooo F'n lame eh. Let's throw away all these crappy modern inventions and go hotbox a cave somewhere!

If you need any cheap baccy just give me a shout.

[RESiNATE]

Cheers guys

Yups, it's good to be back...I missed you guys too.
I've felt so isolated and lonely *sobs*

Will prolly only be back until the end of the month, unless I can get sorted by then...you never know...
being outof work sucks

lol

[Lulu]

Welcome back Res xxxx

[F L E S H]

Hey Res, good to see you again

God knows how many times I've wanted to bash my head in my television, thus getting two birds with one stone : I'm no longer alive to see most of the crap on TV, and the TV's busted so it can't infect others with its crap lol

But hey, I try to watch TV only when I'm stoned, so it dampens my psychopathic urges somewhat

[RESiNATE]

Yay...hello Lulu ... I dunno how long I'll be back, but it's good to be back

Yo F L E S H...I try to watch everything stoned too - it makes it more believable...kinda

[Lulu]

Yay...hello Lulu ... I dunno how long I'll be back, but it's good to be back

Turn on your Yahoo, I wanna tell ye summit..

[GHoSToKeR]

Hey RES, you tall person, you

Throw away your television
Time to make this clean decision
Master waits for it's collision now
It's a repeat of a story told
It's a repeat and it's getting old

Throw away your television
Make a break big intermission
Recreate your super vision now
It's a repeat of a story told
It's a repeat and it's getting old

[Chorus:]
Renegades with fancy gauges
Slay the plague for it's contagious
Pull the plug and take the stages
Throw away your television now

Throw away your television
Take the noose off your ambition
Reinvent your intuition now
It's a repeat of a story told
It's a repeat and it's getting old

[Chorus]

Throw away your television
Salivate to repetition
Levitate this ill condition now
It's a repeat