OH CRAP!

[dark0ne]

i got the test pushed back to monday, i'm still gonna party, just not smoke, or roll. I'll be the security Now i got 4 days to pass this test, witch is still not alot of time, but it's better then 24 hours.


I'm 6-7 about 280-mabey 300lbs. i'm not realy fat but i do have some flab i'm just a big dude. It's been a while since i got mesured and weighed.

Alot of the warehouse jobs, and driving jobs arround here piss test. places like walmart, target.....ect piss test aswell.

The funny thing is i drove taxi for 3 years and they NEVER piss tested me, and i had to get a background check and a licence at the police station before i could get into a cab..... but no piss test?

dark0ne Reviewed by dark0ne on 08-23-2007. OH CRAP! Oh CRAP! I got a drug test like tomarrow. They wanted me today but i told them i couldn't make it. My problem is i smoke ALOT and i'm kinda large. what would be the best corse of action, 1. try and flush my system with tea, or cran juice, and asprin. or try for some sort of gnc bought magic juice. i also have no money, i might be able to spend about 20$ on the juice, i just don't know how mutch it is or where to find sutch things. Rating: 5

[swany64]

The piss test thing for drivers now I think is mandatory for working for any big corporation. It is basically so the corporation can cover their asses if one of their drivers were high or drunk while driving on the job. It's lame stuff but I guess in some ways it makes sense.

Just make sure if you dilute that you find a way to get your piss yellow. If it is clear white and has no odor then it is an automatic fail in a lot of places. There is a vitamin you can take that will make it yellow.. the odor thing you can't do much about. Good luck bro.. I'm still waiting on my results (and I was 3 weeks clean).

[FakeBoobsRule]

Just make sure if you dilute that you find a way to get your piss yellow. If it is clear white and has no odor then it is an automatic fail in a lot of places. There is a vitamin you can take that will make it yellow.. the odor thing you can't do much about. Good luck bro.. I'm still waiting on my results (and I was 3 weeks clean).

All of that is pretty much wrong. The only smell they can fail you for is if it smells of bleach or other strong chemical that shouldn't be there and it still has to go through validity testing. Color is not one of the validity tests unless you give them black, green, blue, purple, or red urine etc. It can be clear as bottled water and pass validity testing or yellow as the sun and fail validity testing. Do you really think they go around smelling the urine and then if they failed you because "it didn't smell uriney enough" that would hold up?