OH CRAP!

[dark0ne]

Oh CRAP! I got a drug test like tomarrow. They wanted me today but i told them i couldn't make it. My problem is i smoke ALOT and i'm kinda large. what would be the best corse of action, 1. try and flush my system with tea, or cran juice, and asprin. or try for some sort of gnc bought magic juice. i also have no money, i might be able to spend about 20$ on the juice, i just don't know how mutch it is or where to find sutch things.

dark0ne Reviewed by dark0ne on 08-23-2007. OH CRAP! Oh CRAP! I got a drug test like tomarrow. They wanted me today but i told them i couldn't make it. My problem is i smoke ALOT and i'm kinda large. what would be the best corse of action, 1. try and flush my system with tea, or cran juice, and asprin. or try for some sort of gnc bought magic juice. i also have no money, i might be able to spend about 20$ on the juice, i just don't know how mutch it is or where to find sutch things. Rating: 5

[FakeBoobsRule]

Who is the test for?

[smokedoja]

what kind of a drug test is it?
-dip strips or a urinalysis (sent away to a lab)?
-are you being watched by someone while you piss?

*if its a dip stick test, you can buy one of those "cover-up" drinks, not the "flushing" type of drinks, theres no way anyone could flush their system if they smoke the day before. ive used those before and the work only for dipstick tests, if you try that shit with a urinalysis, crazy ass shit will come up in the report and they'll know for sure...

*if you're not being watched while you piss, have a buddy who is clean piss in a small "sterile" plastic container or something you can fit in your pocket without anyone noticing. put it up to the heat vents before you go in to get it nice n warm, wear a hoody or something to keep your hands wrapped around the container. you get the point.

ive had many a piss tests, and these methods are tried and true.
i never got caught.
peace

[geonagual]

I think I know only one answer to these questions....

[FakeBoobsRule]

UGH, Smokedoja, some of your advice is good but it is mostly inaccurate and horrible.

*if its a dip stick test, you can buy one of those "cover-up" drinks, not the "flushing" type of drinks, theres no way anyone could flush their system if they smoke the day before. ive used those before and the work only for dipstick tests, if you try that shit with a urinalysis, crazy ass shit will come up in the report and they'll know for sure...

None of that there is right. Most commercial drinks work by dilution and sometimes they add a lot of fiber too. They don't cover up, they don't flush. Labs don't test your urine to see if you drank one of these drinks except for dilution. They test for dilution by testing specific gravity and creatinine clearance.

Now, your info on subbing is quit sketchy. You don't get to bring things into the bathroom in your pockets of the big front pocket of a hoodie. A proper collector will ask you to empty your pockets. Next you don't want it kind of warm, you want it in between 90-100 degrees. You didn't even say how much urine he should get from his buddy.

Please stop with the bad advice in the drug testing forum. Just direct them to where they can find the answers instead of giving shotty advice when people's lives or jobs or freedom is at stake.

[dark0ne]

It's for a job. I went for the interview like 4 days ago. They said it wouldn't be for another 2 weeks, so they could do the background check. The place is a walk in clinic, i realy don't know so i'll plan for the worst, urinalysis. No one will be watching me, but i'm not about to ask random people if i could have some pee. all my freinds are into some sort of drug, so i can't ask them. what i'm going to do is start drinking water, and tea like crazy. Cranjuice, and i do have vitomins on hand too.


On the brighter side. i thought i was going to miss a party friday night. now if i piss tomarrow am, i can go party that night.

[smokedoja]

None of that there is right. Most commercial drinks work by dilution and sometimes they add a lot of fiber too. They don't cover up, they don't flush. Labs don't test your urine to see if you drank one of these drinks except for dilution. They test for dilution by testing specific gravity and creatinine clearance.

Now, your info on subbing is quit sketchy. You don't get to bring things into the bathroom in your pockets of the big front pocket of a hoodie. A proper collector will ask you to empty your pockets. Next you don't want it kind of warm, you want it in between 90-100 degrees. You didn't even say how much urine he should get from his buddy.

Please stop with the bad advice in the drug testing forum. Just direct them to where they can find the answers instead of giving shotty advice when people's lives or jobs or freedom is at stake.

goddam i was just tellin him what worked for me, ive been through madddd years of probation with all kinds of piss testing methods..
i passed allllll of my tests!!
that has to count for something right!!?!?!??

[FakeBoobsRule]

What is your height and weight, physical activity level, and smoking history (how often, how many times, how much quantity)? Before you even answer this I am going to say your best bet is substitution. You can't flush or clean your body out with all that stuff you are doing. If you have head shops look for Quick Fix which is around $35. I know you said you are broke but you will make that back in your first paycheck. You can also get it from a clean donor. I know you said that was hard to find but you can use male or female, young or old.

Smokedoja, let me guess your PO used instant tests. The OP is going to be taking a lab based test. There are different methods to pass those two different tests. Also, you may have passed but you passed without understanding how in the blue hell you passed. Obviously you have never subbed for a lab based test so just tell them to read the sub sticky instead of giving horrible advice.

[smokedoja]

i had instant and lab tests... twice a week

[the_camel]

but whatever dude im done with this thread

In the Uk we would call that; Chatting shit/ Backing down.


Just wondering, do alot of places in the US piss test?
Personally i have never had one, Had a blood test, but that was for reasons other than drugs

If i got asked for a piss test, i would simply reply with:

"Do you know how high i am?, Do i really look like the kinda guy that will pass a piss test?"


There ain't many places in the UK that piss test, the only thing we have to do is Criminal Record Disclosure Checks...
Just aslong as your not a drunk/pedo/violent then its normally reet!!

Peace.