Random thoughts and replies thread

[BlAzInIt4:20]

girls answer questions with another question because they dont want a retard in their bed, atleast someone who ables to keep up with them conversation wise. plus it keeps you guys and girls on your toes..


And yes you can have the flute im done with it now lol

[BlAzInIt4:20]

Have any of my fellow 90s children cought yourself and your friends singing along to the New Radical's You Get What You Give when it comes on? All my friends, no matter what kind of music they like, know all the lyrics, and its really weird.

i have no idea what your talking about... must just be you and your friends...

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girls answer questions with another question because they dont want a retard in their bed, atleast someone who ables to keep up with them conversation wise. plus it keeps you guys and girls on your toes..


And yes you can have the flute im done with it now lol

yea but when i ask a simple yes or no question, why do they have to ask "is this about so and so?" instead of just simply answering

[BlAzInIt4:20]

yea but when i ask a simple yes or no question, why do they have to ask "is this about so and so?" instead of just simply answering

because they need everything explained to them i have no idea... but when they ask is this about so and so say does it matter? and then that should shut them up or its going to cause mroe problems... woman are drama

[Quantummist]

If a frog had wings it wouldn't bump its ass..:wtf:

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because they need everything explained to them i have no idea... but when they ask is this about so and so say does it matter? and then that should shut them up or its going to cause mroe problems... woman are drama

agreed :jointsmile:

i share plum jelly with people and tell them its homemade purple jelly and that it will get them really wasted. its just plums, fucking delicious though

[Quantummist]

And....

I'm pissed off at the commercial on TV about the fellow that walks in a gun shop and asks if they make light bullets , like a 38 light or something, as they make light cigarettes.... And the gun shop owners says No...

Bull do Pockey..

I buy em all the time... I get 12 g light loads for skeet and .22 shorts for vermin. I fire a 9mm light load for the paper and a home brew that can knock yer socks off....

Geezzz... Lets have a little truth in advertising here.... :thumbsup:

[Paulkishi]

I hate anti smoking ads alltogether. The anti marijuana ads out now suck too, with the crappy animation of the guy asking his dog to smoke with him so he won't feel bad. My dog smokes with me and doesn't complain.

[Quantummist]

And...

The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the feet of the meat.....

[Quantummist]

And...

A Joke...


The local ladies auxiliary near the Battle of the Little Big Horn gathered funds to build a Museum to house artifacts found around the battle field. As a final touch they wanted a large mural painted along the side of the building 20 foot tall and 40 foot long of the Last Stand and it should be more realistic of what research showed was actual facts.

To this end they hired a local artist that did renowned murals on custom cars, bike and vans who was 1/4 Crow Nation. He took the job and built a frame covered in canvas so as to hide his work until if was finished.

At the Grand opening the Governor, Mayor, Womens League and visitors to the ribbon cutting. After the speeches and fanfare the Head or the Womens League that sponcered the painting walked up to dedicate the panting and the canvas fell the whole crowd just gasp.

All that was painted was a big green field with cows waling about with glowing halos over their heads... and Nakid Indians fucking in every position you could think of scattered around the field.

The womens ran off the podium and grabbed the painter and asked what the hell was the meaning of this filthy pornographic trash!

He looked her in the eye and said........