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08-29-2007, 06:09 PM #11
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Random thoughts and replies thread
And...
A Joke...
The local ladies auxiliary near the Battle of the Little Big Horn gathered funds to build a Museum to house artifacts found around the battle field. As a final touch they wanted a large mural painted along the side of the building 20 foot tall and 40 foot long of the Last Stand and it should be more realistic of what research showed was actual facts.
To this end they hired a local artist that did renowned murals on custom cars, bike and vans who was 1/4 Crow Nation. He took the job and built a frame covered in canvas so as to hide his work until if was finished.
At the Grand opening the Governor, Mayor, Womens League and visitors to the ribbon cutting. After the speeches and fanfare the Head or the Womens League that sponcered the painting walked up to dedicate the panting and the canvas fell the whole crowd just gasp.
All that was painted was a big green field with cows waling about with glowing halos over their heads... and Nakid Indians fucking in every position you could think of scattered around the field.
The womens ran off the podium and grabbed the painter and asked what the hell was the meaning of this filthy pornographic trash!
He looked her in the eye and said........[SIZE=\"4\"]Q[/SIZE]
[SIZE=\"2\"]With Leaders like we have today, I feel like Heston waking up in a field and the Chimp is on the Pony.[/SIZE]
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