probably leave a 1/4 bag outside my front door at like 3am totally baked, and the mom finds it in the morning to laugh and say it rained/ its ruined and i grabbed it from her and said its probably better since it was dry as hell anyways. look on her face was priceless.

me and a buddy were high as hell around a fire pit and we broke 5 plastic chairs between us. woke up to a huge mess outside.