my friend and i went to target blazedd. i was coming out of an isle and i was just staring at this girls ass, and i snapped out of it when i realized her parents were laughing at me watching her haha

then my friend payed for his stuff at the counter, and we just walked out.
ME- "dude i think you forgot you stuff at the counter"
FRIEND- "no, i put it in my pocket." so he looks in his pockets. "...shit."

so we went back and got it lol

funniest shit ever