Can Someone Really Be this evil? :-(

[Snorbel]

The confusion in this thread, especially that last post made me crack up.

[Aristotle]

What a bitch! She's trying to get your attention, though.. meaning she misses you. She's just trying to get you back in the most fucked up, irrational way ever. There's a good chance there were no hickies to begin with, it's all a game of creating jealousy.

If it doesn't play with your emotions too much, I say you hook up with her one last time. Fuck her in the ass. Without lube. Then just never pick up her calls again, it will drive her even more crazy and at first she'll call you more frequently than before. The kind thing to do at that point is just to cut off communication completely, but if you wanna be a dick, you can just keep leading her on and only call her back/fuck her whenever you're drunk and horny.