Quote Originally Posted by mfqr
Geez, now that's harsh. I guess you've got a lot of visine when you're there, huh? And yeah, I hate when people want to drive and smoke. It pisses me off, because it's not like there isn't another option. Why the fuck do they have a need to drive and smoke? Makes no sense. I'll do it, but I won't be the driver. I do get very paranoid if I'm driving while smoking. I start to think that everyone is following me because they saw me smoking weed, or something. Like they're gonna follow me until I stop, and then they're gonna try and lecture me and call the cops. LOL. That is one form of paranoia I have not been able to get over.
no i don't really get red eyes thankfully... and even if i did i'm an insomniac and a drunkard... i could blame my red eyes on either and she'd go for it...

but she never sits down for nothing... even when she sleeps she gets up at random and 'patrols' the house... it's actualy pretty damn hard to smoke over there... since she's so suspicious (she knows we do it, and knows we ain't gonna stop but for some reason looks for every oppurtunity to catch us and bitch at us for an hour on end)

usually smoking over there invovles waiting til she has just drunk herself to sleep (when she's least likely to wake up) having one person watch through the hole in the door that used to be for a door knob on my brothers door, while the other smokes out of a pipe, capping it after each hit, not letting the slightest bit of smoke rise from the bowl, and blowing out a window, sometimes even with a doob tube...

oh and being absolutely silent... lol it's how i taught myself to not cough while smoking actually... we cough she 'knows' (hell she 'knows' even when we're dry and one of us is just sick, notice the know is in ' ' tho lol)

everytime we leave the house we have to have an answer for where we're going (or if she wasn't around when we left, where we went, and then, we get questioned over it for 15 minutes with her giving us that 'i know you're full of shit but can't prove it' eye over...)


still tho the funiest thing she's done yet.. that i see ALOT of parents do and don't understand...

remember she doesn't want drugs in her house, she doesn't even want to hear about them...

she kept both the aluminum foil pipes my brother made and the metal pipe i gave him that used to be mine...she DOES NOT smoke, and they never moved from that hiding spot... yet she kept a bunch of pipes for years!

well.. what the fuck is up with that? :wtf: if you don't want that stuff in the house wouldn't the logical thing be, to throw them away?? lol...

but yeah over there, paranoia runs at a maximum... the only time ican enjoy my high over there is after everythigns put away, there's no chance of us getting caught cuz of smell, we're back in the living room chilling watching tv with all the lights off (she can still tell when we're fucked up by the looks on our faces) and she's asleep in her room... then i can finally kick back and relax..

otherwise i'm pretty much laid back and i might as well be smoking cigs... as i've found anyone who does randomly walk up on you while smoking, rarely says shit.... and anytime they do it's always been "you mind letting me have a hit off that"

if someone gives me that 'ima snitch' look, i wait til they walk off, put it out and move on to another spot... and ther have been times i didn't even bother to put it out, just kept smoking it while walking... figured no cop is gonna come with lights and sirens even if someoned oes call the police, so i got time to finish it...
slipknotpsycho Reviewed by slipknotpsycho on . DO YOU GET PARANOID??? It seems every time i smoke lately, i get so worried about every little thing thats going on in my life! Whats up with that??? I just want to be relaxed and cant! Rating: 5