there is a cell phone somewhere

[r0k]

It might not be a phone. There are these little things you can buy to annoy people. You turn em on and they stick to most flat surfaces, and every now and then they'll emit a high pitched beep or something. My friend bought em and we put em up at school once.. It was great.

[wannabehippiegirl]

haha where can you buy these annoying gagets...im getting ideas!!

[420budtoker420]

take you shit amd call bomb squad, and fuckin the raptor guys, it might be a long stay away so be prepared, on time i had 18 tigers in my house, couldnt go home for 9 weeks, then the neighbour kid got em all with him pellet gun. well at least i had steak to last me years lol

[dark0ne]

on time i had 18 tigers in my house, couldnt go home for 9 weeks, then the neighbour kid got em all with him pellet gun.

18 tigers?? in the house??? with a pellet gun??? somthings not right.

my ex left her cell under my bed, and the freaking thing would ring at 6 am. i couldn't find it for the life of me. untill i ripped apart my bed and seen it under the matress. i tossed it at the wall and smashed that friggen thing.

[rebgirl420]

Raptors are fucking scary. I dont care what anyone says. Jurrasic park scared the shit out of me. There all opening doors and shit. Working together and "talking". Screw that.

Man you better get out of the house. If there in your closet I bet there working together on getting that door open. And its too late too save granny now.

Thank god im here. This happened to me last time I was high. Man talk about paranoia! I ended up having to go all crocodile hunter on there ass and strangle them alive with a lace push up bra. That'll teach them to eat my munchies.

[420budtoker420]

haha friggin munchie stealers!

[rebgirl420]

I know! They use there claws to fuck up my pizza box, and slash open the cool ranch dorritos. But the last straw for me is when the bastards punctured my mountain dew. Thats when something snapped inside me and I wooped his ass with the underwire bra. They had to pay.

[ghosty]

lol.. this thread is ridiculous

[iNHALE.xHALE.]

Reb girl snappin after her Mountain Dew makes me think of some soda commerical with that song playin "id anythin..anythin...but not that" idk, the guy does a whole bunch of crazy shit for his g/f but then snap after she tries his soda...

now i got the munchies

[igot4cheep]

...What? I thought this thread was about a cell phone not some raptors who cant keep ther claws other peplole snacks.