OMG you have them too. Weed Gnomes are becoming widely spread. The are about 5 inches tall, they are usually spotted wearing a green pointy hat and matching out fit. They also wear little green slippers with a marijuana leaf attached to the pointy end. They are on the chubby side because they live off the crumbs you drop while munching out after a toking session.

The usually come out right after you smoke because they know thats when you are most vulnerable. They wait until you put something down, grab it when your not looking, and then watch you in amusement as you search endlessly for it. Just about when your about to give up, they magically make it appear in the same spot you left it. Its entertainment for them. Oh and if you catch one of them they become your garden gnome. They will tend to your magic plants. All you have to do is feed and water them. They even provide the fertilizer.