I actually have child-like fits of rage from losing my keys/weed/cellphone/housephone/wallet on a daily basis.

I just found my Conan the Barbarian DVD that I lost a few months ago while spring cleaning.....it was inside a container of blank dvd discs on the spool. And I called my X-Wife to ask that skank if I had put it in my son's DVD's when he was here last, and nobody ever wants to do that........

LOL, I sound like such a loser. This post amuses me......Its funny cuz its all true. Damn. Where did my life go? Thanks for depressing me guys.............:wtf:
Diary of a Madman Reviewed by Diary of a Madman on . "Damnit, where'd I just put my bowl?" lol other day I was smoking my pipe and I put it down for a second, turned around and couldn't figure out where I had just put it. So I am flipping out about there aint shit in this room how can I not be able to find the damn thing, did I do something stupid like open up a drawer and place the bowl inside some clothes. After about 5 minutes of walking in circles I realize.. ohh there it is, right there in plain sight... then I think back, damn I have done the same shit over the years many Rating: 5