I actually have child-like fits of rage from losing my keys/weed/cellphone/housephone/wallet on a daily basis.

I just found my Conan the Barbarian DVD that I lost a few months ago while spring cleaning.....it was inside a container of blank dvd discs on the spool. And I called my X-Wife to ask that skank if I had put it in my son's DVD's when he was here last, and nobody ever wants to do that........

LOL, I sound like such a loser. This post amuses me......Its funny cuz its all true. Damn. Where did my life go? Thanks for depressing me guys.............:wtf: