YES.......yes I have.......I was playing Madden on my computer against a human opponent online (I promise this isnt a rant about madden, I have to get into the game a little to tell the story)....When you play on line it keeps a permanent record of your wins and losses, so everyone takes it seriously, and the game is timed....you cant just get up and do whatever, because the other guy will call plays while you are sitting there doing nothing......OK

So, I have drank 5 out of my 6 Rolling Rock beers......my opponent scores a touchdown giving me like 10 seconds to run to the fridge while he kicks the extra point....(again sorry for all the football)....

I run to the fridge, grab my last beer, run back and sit down......Take the cap of, chug (without looking), then start spitting everywhere..........This fucking beer tasted like Pledge.....I looked at it, and it looked like it had POND SCUM growing in it with MUSHROOMS........the stuff inside had bubbled up (yes, bubbled) into the neck of the bottle......it looked like the shit you see in a stoner friend's dirty salt-water fish tank. It was so fucked.....It was the only time in my life I squeezed dish soap into my mouth welcomingly. I was gagging and puking in the sink. I wish I took a picture of the bottle, and of course everyone told me to sue them, which sounds like bullshit.

There are so many wacky factors into this story like, how did it happen to my 6th out of 6 bottles? How many times in your life do you chug a beer without so much as glancing at it? Apparently what happened is, that bottle was either not sealed all the way, exposed to light for a very long time, or both. The yeast turned into a mold monster, and I sucked it's dick basicly.