yuck...

[Diary of a Madman]

YES.......yes I have.......I was playing Madden on my computer against a human opponent online (I promise this isnt a rant about madden, I have to get into the game a little to tell the story)....When you play on line it keeps a permanent record of your wins and losses, so everyone takes it seriously, and the game is timed....you cant just get up and do whatever, because the other guy will call plays while you are sitting there doing nothing......OK

So, I have drank 5 out of my 6 Rolling Rock beers......my opponent scores a touchdown giving me like 10 seconds to run to the fridge while he kicks the extra point....(again sorry for all the football)....

I run to the fridge, grab my last beer, run back and sit down......Take the cap of, chug (without looking), then start spitting everywhere..........This fucking beer tasted like Pledge.....I looked at it, and it looked like it had POND SCUM growing in it with MUSHROOMS........the stuff inside had bubbled up (yes, bubbled) into the neck of the bottle......it looked like the shit you see in a stoner friend's dirty salt-water fish tank. It was so fucked.....It was the only time in my life I squeezed dish soap into my mouth welcomingly. I was gagging and puking in the sink. I wish I took a picture of the bottle, and of course everyone told me to sue them, which sounds like bullshit.

There are so many wacky factors into this story like, how did it happen to my 6th out of 6 bottles? How many times in your life do you chug a beer without so much as glancing at it? Apparently what happened is, that bottle was either not sealed all the way, exposed to light for a very long time, or both. The yeast turned into a mold monster, and I sucked it's dick basicly.

[RedLocks]

5 think the worste shit I have drank was an ash tray.. lol.. me and my wife used to have a habit of using a beer bottle that still has beer in it as an ashtray.. Then say, maybe next day I would be walking around with my beer, put it down for a second, then pick up the wrong one.. spit spitt sputter sputter gag gag cough spit gag

[rebgirl420]

^hahahahahah omg omg thats fucking hilarious

[RedLocks]

should see me tell the story in person, i actually start gagging when I get to the part about me gagging from it just from thinking about it heh

[BlAzInIt4:20]

5 think the worste shit I have drank was an ash tray.. lol.. me and my wife used to have a habit of using a beer bottle that still has beer in it as an ashtray.. Then say, maybe next day I would be walking around with my beer, put it down for a second, then pick up the wrong one.. spit spitt sputter sputter gag gag cough spit gag

iv done that so many times... even with coke cans..

its disgustiingg

[RedLocks]

iv done that so many times... even with coke cans..

its disgustiingg

yeah the aftertaste is KILLER, just gagged a second while typing aftertaste lol

[rebgirl420]

This kind of reminds me of when I was in High School, some kids brought a can of tuna on board and let it sit in between a seat for like, a week and a half....I dont know why they did it....but rotten food makes me gag

[RedLocks]

This kind of reminds me of when I was in High School, some kids brought a can of tuna on board and let it sit in between a seat for like, a week and a half....I dont know why they did it....but rotten food makes me gag

lol I remember someone putting a dead squirell in a empty locker lol

[BlAzInIt4:20]

My other ate a sandwhich out of a trash can when she was homeless in the middle fo the dark and said it was covered with red ants. she said they were spicy and she didnt noticed until the sandwhich was almsot gone. She thought it was jsut alot of peper.. lmao she was crazy

[Diary of a Madman]

5 think the worste shit I have drank was an ash tray.. lol.. me and my wife used to have a habit of using a beer bottle that still has beer in it as an ashtray.. Then say, maybe next day I would be walking around with my beer, put it down for a second, then pick up the wrong one.. spit spitt sputter sputter gag gag cough spit gag

Done that at a bar with what I thought was my beer bottle at a pool table, and it wasnt, because I wasnt ashing in my bottle.........

Done that with my father's coworkers dip beer can. Redneck assholes.......

Yes I have aids from these things.......