Quote Originally Posted by Chronisseur
WOW! PSTEVE, Thanks for the in depth analysis! I really just want to thank you for all the research and time you've spent developing such an analytical perspective. Truely ingenious!


...now cerialistically, your a funny dude! Did you think this was the word association thread?
HAHAHAHA!!!
Ok, you want in depth? Here you go.
Pick up lines are a myth.
There's no such thing as a magic line that will 'make' women sleep with men.
It just doesn't exist.
If she sleeps with you after hearing your 'line', she was going to sleep with you anyway.
That said, there are things that can be said after you have met someone, had a conversation, and you are feeling the mutual attraction, to 'close the deal'.
Here is my best 'line'. I don't need it anymore...
At the end of the night, after a doobie or some drinks, when she says "I have to go home", you say calmly...
"you can sleep with me, if you want to".
This has worked for me more than any other phrase I have ever spoken.

What REALLY works?
#1, as has been said here many times, is confidence. You could be the biggest jerk in town, and if you are confident in being your jerky self, the opposite sex will be attracted to you. Period. I don't care if you are the guy who cleans the bathroom at the gas station. If you accept yourself for who you are, and OWN that bathroom, you will be more successful than the CEO who drives his Porche in to be filled, but isn't confident enough to "put the 'nozzle' in the 'tank', and 'pump it' himself".
#2, Humor. Laughter is an emotional release. Make her laugh and the door is open for further emotional responses.
#3, Respect. If you treat women as objects, you'll end up sleeping with objects.

WARNING!!!
Women who sleep with men because they liked a 'line' the guy used, instead of actual compatibility and attraction, have LOW SELF ESTEEM.
This condition is the emotional equivalent of an STD. Be careful, or you could end up with Crazy-Ex Syndrome, or a Stalker condition.
There are no condoms for your soul!!!

Is that enough 'depth' for you???