"Hey babe wanna play massacre?... I'll lay on the ground and surrender and you can blow the hell out of me" ..

If you can get that one to work consider yourself the biggest pimp in the world
ghosty Reviewed by ghosty on . Any good pickup lines? (or advice) Why dont I know what to say? Even now, working at a damn gas station and seeing TONS of women I still dont know how to pull dates. Also let me state that thanks to some queer site, I'm officialy 9.1 :D I have looks, confidence, a sense of humor and a huge heart. The only thing I dont have is tons of money and I'm not enough of an asshole, besides that, women should love me. What the hell am I doing wrong? Am I really supposed to be like "Hey, how YOU doin'?"...HELP:stoned: Rating: 5