Any good pickup lines? (or advice)

[420MissHighTimes420]

HAHAHAHA!!!
Ok, you want in depth? Here you go.
Pick up lines are a myth.
There's no such thing as a magic line that will 'make' women sleep with men.
It just doesn't exist.
If she sleeps with you after hearing your 'line', she was going to sleep with you anyway.
That said, there are things that can be said after you have met someone, had a conversation, and you are feeling the mutual attraction, to 'close the deal'.
Here is my best 'line'. I don't need it anymore...
At the end of the night, after a doobie or some drinks, when she says "I have to go home", you say calmly...
"you can sleep with me, if you want to".
This has worked for me more than any other phrase I have ever spoken.

What REALLY works?
#1, as has been said here many times, is confidence. You could be the biggest jerk in town, and if you are confident in being your jerky self, the opposite sex will be attracted to you. Period. I don't care if you are the guy who cleans the bathroom at the gas station. If you accept yourself for who you are, and OWN that bathroom, you will be more successful than the CEO who drives his Porche in to be filled, but isn't confident enough to "put the 'nozzle' in the 'tank', and 'pump it' himself".
#2, Humor. Laughter is an emotional release. Make her laugh and the door is open for further emotional responses.
#3, Respect. If you treat women as objects, you'll end up sleeping with objects.

WARNING!!!
Women who sleep with men because they liked a 'line' the guy used, instead of actual compatibility and attraction, have LOW SELF ESTEEM.
This condition is the emotional equivalent of an STD. Be careful, or you could end up with Crazy-Ex Syndrome, or a Stalker condition.
There are no condoms for your soul!!!

Is that enough 'depth' for you???

nice psteve! :thumbsup:
pick up lines are pathetic and make me roll my eyes, so dont use them unless ur idea is "hey how are you" "or you look beautiful can i have your name?" lol
and confidence is key .. .take grazil for example hes so confident he made me want him through a computer screen! and that says a lot comming from agirl who hates computers :computerlove1: LOL

[GraziLovesMary]

nice psteve! :thumbsup:
pick up lines are pathetic and make me roll my eyes, so dont use them unless ur idea is "hey how are you" "or you look beautiful can i have your name?" lol
and confidence is key .. .take grazil for example hes so confident he made me want him through a computer screen! and that says a lot comming from agirl who hates computers :computerlove1: LOL

[bcgirl]

I would have to say that the BEST pick up line ever used on me was..... "HI, My name is ..... how are you?" that starts a conversation and you dont look like an idiot for saying something cheesy......

[Chronisseur]

Psteve, you are a true building block to the wonderful character of this site:thumbsup:

.....still lmao

...and 4 all: I KNOW PICKUP LINES SUCK! ...bad title, I'm sorry

[GraziLovesMary]

HAHAHAHA!!!
Ok, you want in depth? Here you go.
Pick up lines are a myth.
There's no such thing as a magic line that will 'make' women sleep with men.
It just doesn't exist.
If she sleeps with you after hearing your 'line', she was going to sleep with you anyway.
That said, there are things that can be said after you have met someone, had a conversation, and you are feeling the mutual attraction, to 'close the deal'.
Here is my best 'line'. I don't need it anymore...
At the end of the night, after a doobie or some drinks, when she says "I have to go home", you say calmly...
"you can sleep with me, if you want to".
This has worked for me more than any other phrase I have ever spoken.

What REALLY works?
#1, as has been said here many times, is confidence. You could be the biggest jerk in town, and if you are confident in being your jerky self, the opposite sex will be attracted to you. Period. I don't care if you are the guy who cleans the bathroom at the gas station. If you accept yourself for who you are, and OWN that bathroom, you will be more successful than the CEO who drives his Porche in to be filled, but isn't confident enough to "put the 'nozzle' in the 'tank', and 'pump it' himself".
#2, Humor. Laughter is an emotional release. Make her laugh and the door is open for further emotional responses.
#3, Respect. If you treat women as objects, you'll end up sleeping with objects.

WARNING!!!
Women who sleep with men because they liked a 'line' the guy used, instead of actual compatibility and attraction, have LOW SELF ESTEEM.
This condition is the emotional equivalent of an STD. Be careful, or you could end up with Crazy-Ex Syndrome, or a Stalker condition.
There are no condoms for your soul!!!

Is that enough 'depth' for you???

How bout "I just ate 2 and a half pounds of Dinty Moore Beef Stew?"...... ugh.... definitely not a pick up line, but...... soooo.. what I just did.... after drinkin the hell out of a 1gal pitcher of Blue Moon at the bar... damn..... I still think thats amazing that I ate two and a half pounds of beef stew in a matter of minutes.



Like.. 4.



God damn... My tummy feels full..

[420MissHighTimes420]

^^mmmmmm i make the best beff stewww! loves it
but blue moon? is it just me or does it taste like liquid celery?

[GraziLovesMary]

^^Hmmm... I dont think liquid celery is the impression I got Just tastes like a honey wheat beer brewed Belgian style with orange and coriander hehe..

MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... homemade beef stew.... much better than a 2.5lb can of stew lmao....... gotta love a woman that can make a good beef stew!

[psteve]

So I talked to my equal last night about this thread. She asked why I didn't mention the line that made her want to know me. I asked what line she was talking about, and it wasn't a line at all...

When we met, it was late at night, in the Melkweg in Amsterdam. I offered to smoke with her, and we hung out and talked through half the show. After the show ended, she gave me her # and said we should get together again the next day.
I was supposed to go to my dad's place in Den Haag the next day, but I called him and rescheduled for the following day, so I could meet her again.
So we met, and she asked about my plans, and I told her what I had told my dad, about why I was going to be a day late...

When I was about ten years old, my dad sat me down, and said... "Son, as you go through life, try not to do anything that you know you will regret".
I reminded him of what he had said, and told him, "If I don't meet her again, I'll regret it for the rest of my life"
She thought it was the best line ever, but it was just the honest truth.

[jessem98]

this thread is exactly the reason why no girls are going for you man. like i saw earlier, just live and be. it works for me.

[psteve]

"Are you sure you don't want that pickle?"