Any good pickup lines? (or advice)

[MadSativa]

So yeah, Here I am, outside at work hosin some stuff down when a car FULL of girls pull up. I'm talkin to one for like five mins and right before I move in for the kill, I dropped the hose on its handle and soaked the two of us!:wtf:

....I'm such a loser

Dude your a genius and dont even know it that was perfect, you could have said come on in well get you dry or come on in well get those cloths off or you could have said ahh ssaorry you can get me wet now, you could have said damn Im sorry but your just to hott, or you could have said even the water knew your on fire, or youcould have said Im such a klutts can I dry you off, Or you could have said since were already wet?? Or you could have said ahhh i could go on all night but your doing good main and the girlys seem to like you so I dont think you have to worrie your on your way now just treat em right

[ghosty]

lol... yeah man that was a prime opportunity if she took it well...

[MadSativa]

huh as long as she didnt start slapping or cussing you out at first then pounce on that and get in that

[GraziLovesMary]

^^That's a bitch man, but dont try getting numbers workin at a gag n go, cause it most likely wont happen, just wherever you are, at the mall, in the convenience, in a park, walkin down the street, driving by a cute girl, you know, anywhere, anytime, have yourself ready, and prepared..Girls are everywhere, you just gotta find the right ones, and it's not too hard......

I dunno what youre talkin about.... I can talk to and pick up girls no matter where I work, how Im dressed, how dirty I am... whatever.. Its just as easy if not easier than when Im all dressed and fresh.

[Veratyr Star]

grazi you are nuts

[Reefer Rogue]

As soon as you stop trying you will succeed. Find contentment in life and live without the NEED for women, then you shall achieve your goal. Stop rationalizing and act, go out and experiance, keep trying til you get what you want, if one convienient store is closed and you want a lighter to burn a bowl, you're going to find one that's open. Stop thinking and just BE

[Chronisseur]

As soon as you stop trying you will succeed. Find contentment in life and live without the NEED for women, then you shall achieve your goal. Stop rationalizing and act, go out and experiance, keep trying til you get what you want, if one convienient store is closed and you want a lighter to burn a bowl, you're going to find one that's open. Stop thinking and just BE

Thats very good advice!


Grazi was kinda right too about it being easier to pick up girls from my job. I think alot of times women get intimidated by me when Im dressed nice, so I think it makes them feel more comfortable with me in dirty clothes!


Thank you all for your responses!

[psteve]

I dunno what youre talkin about.... I can talk to and pick up girls no matter where I work, how Im dressed, how dirty I am... whatever.. Its just as easy if not easier than when Im all dressed and fresh.

True.

[Chronisseur]

True.

WOW! PSTEVE, Thanks for the in depth analysis! I really just want to thank you for all the research and time you've spent developing such an analytical perspective. Truely ingenious!


...now cerialistically, your a funny dude! Did you think this was the word association thread?

[psteve]

WOW! PSTEVE, Thanks for the in depth analysis! I really just want to thank you for all the research and time you've spent developing such an analytical perspective. Truely ingenious!


...now cerialistically, your a funny dude! Did you think this was the word association thread?

HAHAHAHA!!!
Ok, you want in depth? Here you go.
Pick up lines are a myth.
There's no such thing as a magic line that will 'make' women sleep with men.
It just doesn't exist.
If she sleeps with you after hearing your 'line', she was going to sleep with you anyway.
That said, there are things that can be said after you have met someone, had a conversation, and you are feeling the mutual attraction, to 'close the deal'.
Here is my best 'line'. I don't need it anymore...
At the end of the night, after a doobie or some drinks, when she says "I have to go home", you say calmly...
"you can sleep with me, if you want to".
This has worked for me more than any other phrase I have ever spoken.

What REALLY works?
#1, as has been said here many times, is confidence. You could be the biggest jerk in town, and if you are confident in being your jerky self, the opposite sex will be attracted to you. Period. I don't care if you are the guy who cleans the bathroom at the gas station. If you accept yourself for who you are, and OWN that bathroom, you will be more successful than the CEO who drives his Porche in to be filled, but isn't confident enough to "put the 'nozzle' in the 'tank', and 'pump it' himself".
#2, Humor. Laughter is an emotional release. Make her laugh and the door is open for further emotional responses.
#3, Respect. If you treat women as objects, you'll end up sleeping with objects.

WARNING!!!
Women who sleep with men because they liked a 'line' the guy used, instead of actual compatibility and attraction, have LOW SELF ESTEEM.
This condition is the emotional equivalent of an STD. Be careful, or you could end up with Crazy-Ex Syndrome, or a Stalker condition.
There are no condoms for your soul!!!

Is that enough 'depth' for you???