Any good pickup lines? (or advice)

[Storm Crow]

It was a disaster every time he had to deal with a clerk! So I taught him a simple trick. First notice if she has a bit of jewelry, a pretty blouse or whatever. Then you say "That's a nice _____. My wife/ sister/cousin's (NOT Mom for clothing- only jewelry) birthday is coming up soon and I'd like to get her one like it. Where'd you get it?"

So, you obviously won't be using "wife" since you guys are trying to pick her up, but by asking about getting a gift for a female relative, you have established yourself as a man with good fashion taste and a guy who treats women well! That's a pretty good start! - Granny :hippy:

[Chronisseur]

Good stuff!

[spliffstar22]

just be completely nonchalant in your approach, laid back, calm and collective, make sure your not nervous, cause girls hate nervousness when you first approach them, it shows a sign of lack of confidence, and just make a comment, anything, the weather, tell her she's lookin beautiful, anything, and then get to the number.........and your good...make a couple jokes, tasteful jokes, and go straight for the #.......

[Spoken Word]

^that was actually good advice.. lol
that and be yourself.

it's easy man. if she is single and you are her type, you are halfway there.

[Chronisseur]

Alright, today I'm gonna practice flirting, so prepare to console my devastated ass when I get home tonight! Thanks again everyone!

PS: Higher4hockey; I couldnt pull that up...?(maybe its me?)

[rebgirl420]

Pick up lines are stupid. There so forced and contrived. Just act like a normal human being. I like guys who are honest, straight to the point, dont play games, and let me know immediently what they are after. If he just comes up to me and is like, "Hey, my names ___. I was just wondering if you wanna hang out sometime. Maybe go to the museum". Id be more than happy to go with him. But if some loser comes up to me like hes some sort of "gangsta" and "playboy" then ill ignore them like they have the plauge.

[MadSativa]

Pick up lines are stupid. There so forced and contrived. Just act like a normal human being. I like guys who are honest, straight to the point, dont play games, and let me know immediently what they are after. If he just comes up to me and is like, "Hey, my names ___. I was just wondering if you wanna hang out sometime. Maybe go to the museum". Id be more than happy to go with him. But if some loser comes up to me like hes some sort of "gangsta" and "playboy" then ill ignore them like they have the plauge.

I wish more girls were like u cause here tht totaly doesnt work. Here you have to play em and set em up and then real em in then after all that you can try to get to know em, and here the girls use pick up lines all the time too. But I agree the pick up line is lame unless its not a pick up line at all but into to the coversation. But any girl who can come up to me and tell me a line well she deservs a drink or a muffin or somethin.

[Quinn The Eskimo]

Yeah dude I have some pretty good advice, never ever use pick up lines. The best thing you can say is, "hello, my name is (your name)" and start a conversation.

[psteve]

Are you going to eat that pickle?

No... Not that pickle!

[Veratyr Star]

Lots of good advice is being is in this thread. I'vve ha dto delte and retype sooo many times that I've stopped doin it. I'm so fdrunk. I love this site;. Good adivse on this thread fasho.