3rd grader joke
so what is green and smells like miss piggy?
































kermits finger
NowhereMan Reviewed by NowhereMan on . Computer Joke What does a female mouse use on her period? ####intermission#### For the first piece of performance poetry was at a free-mike night. The guy got up on stage, cleared his throat, and a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket. Like many similar piece of paper, this contained his poem: jagged shards of glass. He chewed them like a goddamn sandwich, causing massive oral bleeding. He then spit out the mass of blood and glass, onto the floor, and walked off to a standing ovation. Rating: 5