haha..that actually made me laff..specially "David Bowie was really a robot created to fight raging farm life,
but they put the wrong brain in,
Which is why I'm sending back my Karaoke Master 2000 that thinks it's a Cowpuncher 3500."
whaddaphuck Reviewed by whaddaphuck on . Computer Joke What does a female mouse use on her period? ####intermission#### For the first piece of performance poetry was at a free-mike night. The guy got up on stage, cleared his throat, and a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket. Like many similar piece of paper, this contained his poem: jagged shards of glass. He chewed them like a goddamn sandwich, causing massive oral bleeding. He then spit out the mass of blood and glass, onto the floor, and walked off to a standing ovation. Rating: 5