getting caught

[Metaphor]

the worst time i ever got caught was when i got bagged for having an eighth. It was a fucking truency nypd officer but my friend had a knife so that was reason enough for them to search me. We ended up getting taken to the precinct for about 7hrs then they let my friend go w/ a summons. Since I had it bagged out it was considered intent to
distribute, after about 3 more hours in the precinct they took me to central bookings and I held me in another cell for another 16 hours. When i finally get to the judge i dont even say two words & they fuckin dismiss me. It was good nothing happened but it was a fucked up and wasted day.
Durring all that my parents decided to raid through my room and they found one of my two bongs and a few lighters and shit (missed all the rest of my bud, cash & bowl). They told me they broke it & threw it out, then i asked my sister and she said she didnt know what they did with it. I found it a few weeks later in the closet. Im hittin it now as a matter of fact.


but yeah if you guys think getting caught by your parents is bad, try getting arrested. Yea gettin caught by your parents is a bitch though, atleast mine respect honesty (somewhat). They still dont want me doin it though...

[Stumps]

It was late and i had to be home at 1am. Im about 1 block away from my house and we pass a cop. He shines that ultra bright light thats on the side of cop cars in the car and he nearly blinds me, I had to use my arm to block the light. and so we pull up in the driveway and i see blue and red lights behind us. And im like "Oh shit! ive got a fucking quarter on me! And were right in front of my fucking house!" My mom works at home, and stays up late on the computer near the front window.

Long story short, the cop took my bud and disposed of it and let me off, also my mom had no clue. But, yeah, i just bought that quarter the day before it happened >,<

[smytus]

yep i have had some pretty fucked up run ins wit my dad (i live wit him) but he is cool as fuck and dont really care n e more cuz he knows i like the shit and it has been his drug of choice for ever so its cool but the cops blow monkey nuts. The first time i got busted, it was at skool. fuckin k-9 unit hit my car and i had like .3g in my glove compartment. i got suspended for 10 days and had to stay out of trouble for 30 days or it would come back so i was cool wit that...then fuckin like a month ago me and my crew was goin to BK for some food around 1:30 am and i live in ohio so we need front lisence plates (gay as fuck) so we pass a statey and he busts a u-turn and follows us for bout half a block and turns on the lights so i pull into a shell and he told me i didnt have a front plate, i had it in the car but it wasnt good enough and he smelled weed...didnt have shit on me none of us had n e and the car was clean...he gives me tests and i had 2 of the 6 clues so i get arrested for ovi...hurray!!! he takes me in cuffs to the jail and i sit there for about 3 hours and shit. he calls my mom and she comes and gets me and right away i go get my car and go home. i got court this tuesday and my lawer said they are doin shit sloppy so hopefully i get out of the bullshit

[Thepossumdance]

hahah lol i leave ounces on my desk right next to my bong and grinder with my door unlocked and open... sorry folks

[not_the_kitty]

My mom used to get pissed in high school but now she only cares about me getting arrested. Its kinda fucked up cause I cant smoke openly and they still say shit but if they would be cool and let me smoke in my room instead of driving and smoking like I do then I would never run the risk of getting caught.

[Hilder420]

I ve never gotten caught. my mom once said, she knew I was on something, but I was so drunk, and high, she just assumed I was drunk. But if she ever does find it, I have a great come back it goes as follows: my house, my rules, I'm responsible, I work, I do everything myself, and besides ur such a fuck up, and you've fucked up my life, now ur tryin to tell ME whats the right way to live? ur one of the reasons I smoke! u dont like it? GET OUT!

[420budtoker420]

one time i was pulled over and arrested for shootin pellet guns at cars, i had a q and my pipe in the trunk but the cops didnt find it lol SOOOOOO LUCKY!

[boston686]

gettin caught..damn back in school we used to do crazy shit out in the open, if u ever walked around the front hall u could usually see deals going on out in the open in front of security..coming fucked up to school was a regular thing for me, be it putting whiskey in a snapple bottle and getting twistd during the day or going to the burn spots all around the school and lighting a j, and yeah doin lines in the back of the room [sorry Admins.]

Did i ever get caught? Hell Yeah, but thanks to me i was cool with 2 of the janitors who only slightly believed i was smoking a cigarrette, my earth science teacher liked me enough to look away when i came back from "studying xtra hard" with a runny nose, and yeah the whole whiskey thing, never got called out once. it pays off going to class [as fucked up as i was] and not makin any xtra hassles on the teachers..

man
thats like my school almost
but the security aint like that they sum profiling mother fuckers
but yea pplz bein doin all sorts of crazy shit
and id go into my biology class first thing in the morning after a blunt or sum bong packs
and id juss come in and attempt to be active
never done powder in school but i kno sum pplz who have
and the liquor thing always happened peopls didnt even bother pretending it was something else