Quote Originally Posted by thecreator
Wow has that ever happened?
I wonder myself. The fact that it is on the books is disturbing. Every time my wife gives me head, she is breaking the law because she is in the military. They call it sodomy. Also the threesomes we had are illegal. That is considered adultery and sodomy.

I know a guy who used to be in the Coast Guard with me that got busted for looking at porn on a government computer. He was sentenced to two months in a military prison. He said he met a guy there doing six months for sodomy (anal or oral sex). He had anal sex with an 18-year-old woman that happened to be the daughter of a Master Chief, who she lived with. Her father found out about the consensual anal sex because this asshole read his daughter's email. The lady had to testify against this poor guy to send him to jail.

JUDGE: Was the anal sex consensual?

WOMAN: No.

JUDGE: How so?

WOMAN: Well, he's a really smooth talker.

AND HE STILL GOT SIX MONTHS. AAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!