I had read that "20 ways the world could end" article somewhere before and what a fascinating read, indeed. The article was wrong about the threat of a microscopic blackhole gobbling up the earth, and concerning artificial intelligence, which calls into question the veracity of the other scenarios, but certainly it was fun to amuse on such matters.

To answer the question of this thread, I would... meditate, party it up, and then sleep it off. I would go out the calm way.