For the love... i'm nervous, PLEASE help!!!

[christmaskatie]

Okay, so i have this great job and i've been working there for about 2 months with a temp agency. Now they want to hire me and i am going to have to take a drug test at Quest Diagnostics. I have taken one there before and i know they put that blue stuff in the water and im guessing it detects if you have used anything. Well, i haven't smoked in a good 3 weeks... But i failed a home drug test last night. So I'm going to buy Ready Clean because ive heard all this hype about it, i know some people who trust it with their life, and i even used it a few years ago for a home drug test and passed. But as it sat there for a couple minutes, it definately turned a neon green color. I'm wondering if anyone knows if the Quest tests detect ready clean? I'm also thinking about going to by Herbal Clean capsules from GNC theres like a week supply and a 24 hour emergency flush pill. But will the combination of those 2 things be an overload and screw with the test? Anybody know? Any feedback at all helps guys, i'm starting to gulp down the water as we speak. I love my job and will be SO embarrassed if i fail. I don't know exactly when the test is, but i have this gut feeling it will be tomorrow. Okay, i'll stop rambling, but please give me some advice

THANKS !!!!

christmaskatie Reviewed by christmaskatie on 08-16-2007. For the love... i'm nervous, PLEASE help!!! Okay, so i have this great job and i've been working there for about 2 months with a temp agency. Now they want to hire me and i am going to have to take a drug test at Quest Diagnostics. I have taken one there before and i know they put that blue stuff in the water and im guessing it detects if you have used anything. Well, i haven't smoked in a good 3 weeks... But i failed a home drug test last night. So I'm going to buy Ready Clean because ive heard all this hype about it, i know some people Rating: 5

[FakeBoobsRule]

Take a breath. The blue in the toilet water is so you can't use the toilet water to dilute the sample after urinating in the specimen cup. Toilet water isn't the smart way to dilute a sample anyway because of temp and specific gravity.

Save your money on the detox drinks/pills and buy synthetic urine and sub. Read the sticky. If you don't want to do that which is really the best and most reliable method because pre employment tests aren't observed unless you give them cause then read the dilution sticky. Drinking massive amounts of fluids is useless except for the day of the test.

[christmaskatie]

where do you even get synthetic urine? i wouldnt know where to begin.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Well you can also get clean urine from a clean donor of either sex, any age as long as they don't use any control prescriptions or illegal drugs. You need 2 ounces or 60 cc's or 60 mls. The substitution thread has storage requirements listed in it as well as many other tips on how to sub. Practice is the key to build your confidence.

The most popular syn. urine is Quick Fix 4.0 made by a company called urineluck. There are many 3rd party sellers so use your favorite search engine to find it online. If you need it by tomorrow you may still have time to have it overnighted, if not you can have it by Monday. Head shops and some adult video stores also carry it. It sells for $25-$35 plus shipping if bought online.

Now, I'm putting up my spoon as in spoonfeeding. All the answers you need are here if you search.

[christmaskatie]

Thank you for all your help, but i was just informed no one in Texas sells synthetic urine.

[FakeBoobsRule]

UGH! Yes and no. Some states have banned the use of devices that fool drug tests but if you look around (or use a search engine) you will find a 3rd party that will defy the ban as they will usually claim they are selling the urine as a "gag gift."

Pot's illegal in Texas, can't you find it though?

[christmaskatie]

hey fakeboobs -

i successfully used the quick fix. And this stuff is legit yeah?? just to let you know it was one of thoe 5-50 w/NIT tests... i'm sure you get this ALL THE TIME but what exactly does that mean again?

[Ganj]

5-50 means they test for five different drug types--THC, barbiturates, amphetamines, etc., with a 50ng cutoff level for THC. NIT just means they'll be testing the sample for nitrates, which are typically found in adulterants (eg. hydrogen peroxide, bleach, anything that will interfere with the accuracy of drug tests). Hope this helps calm your nerves.

[silkyblue]

borrow animal urine would that work ? horse, cow, monkey, cat?
pour it in a condom place in wooby
break with fingernails
go in cup

I got high ONE time before work never did that agin

lost my key had to call locksmith

I was

embarressed and stoned

[Ganj]

My life's story, silky.