My Perfect day, starting the night before.

Relaxing bowl before bed, go to sleep around 11 or 12 (something I havn't done in a while, I'ma need to get back to a regular sleeping habit for school...)

Wake up around 8 or 9, No work, No School, No family commitments, no family around. Smoke a Joint

Eat a breakfast of Huevos Rancheros.

Take a shower, around 10. Smoke a bowl or two.

Call up friends, find out that they're all available to hangout.

Get picked up by friends around noon, smoke a few joints in car on ride to mall, with no risk of getting pulled over.

Meet any other friends that were gonna show up at the mall around 12:30, Leave mall to go to secluded spot to toke. Smoke a few more bowls with everyone, and chill for about 45 minutes.

Return to the mall about 1:30, go to food court and hit up for muchie fixin's. Walk around the mall, looking at all the stuff, catching up with anyone we might run into, having a general good time. Go in Spencer's Gifts to discover that they now sell pipes and bongs and the like for cheap, and marketed as "decoration" or something like that so there is no carding or IDing, and that there is a 75% discount for cannacom members. Buy a nice stealth mini pipe (like the flashlight one), a nice mini bong, and some screens and such. Leave mall and return to another secluded spot, break in new pipes and bongs, smoke few more bowls.

Leave mall area with friends to go to the skatepark (which in my world would be finished, unlike it is...) around three. Get there and find that there is a party going on, with a great local dj who used to teach english at a middle school (He actually still does, but hes like the Coolest person ever), the skate bowl open, aswell as a slallom course setup, and a pool style skatebowl. Skate, smoke a few blunts being passed around, eat the pizza and such that has been ordered, and chill to the music.

Leave skatepark around 5:30, 6:00. Go home, shower, dress and be sober (well, as sober as I ever am ) by the time I'm done.

At seven go to dinner with the girl/guy (No, there not a hermie or anything, I actually am interested a several people at the moment, just gotta find the the that works out), at a great local restaurant. IT goes great, food is great but we barely notice it because of how were talking and having fun being with one another.

Go home around 8:30 or 9, watch a movie with said person and go as far as they want to. Fall asleep after that.

All this with No risk of getting caught, and good bud that is more social high then a stoner high. I dunno how exactly to describe it, all I know is that I've smoked bud like this before, and it was fun. With none of the common red eye, smoke on the breath or cloths, or dilated pupil issues common to toking, especially so much.

I think thats about it. Sorry if its a little ranty or out of it or random. Im hyper and toked.

Peace and Love, Da Polar Bear.