Godammit, I had this perfect response all typed out for this and *poof*....

Then I reload the page and tschmidty32 has so uneloquently made the same point.

So now you get the quick and dirty rewrite:

point 1: Dad holds pain relief over your head like a carrot

point 2: You let him. Tell him to rub sandpaper on his balls and not have any booze and then you'll quit smoking weed.

point 3: Life's a bitch, ditch the people that twist the knife when you get stabbed, and for the love of god don't sleep in the same house with people that stab you! Tell dad: "well dad, you've been a shitty father so far, and this is sorta the cake topper for this little going away party... It's best to get as far away as possible from deeply dysfunctional relationships as soon as you realize what's going on...hope you have a better son next time" and hit the road.

He's more concerned about opinions of people he probably doesn't even like than he is about your physical, documented pain.

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