When I wipe my ass with the bible I typically do it page by page.
Once I get throught the bible I will be wiping my ass page by page with the Koran.
Delta9 Reviewed by Delta9 on . Today I am officially in the National Gaurd. Well, not yet. Today I go to Minneapolis and stay in some fancy hotel...take my Asvab and piss test and physical (I havent smoked weed in 6 weeks =0! Amazing? I think so.) And then tomorrow I get sworn into the Army National Guard. I am going in as a Hummer/Tank Mechanic... Im kind of nervous about everything, but I am sure all will go as it should... <3 Rating: 5