I think I've read every thread, but I still have some questions...

[doc holiday]

OK, here's the story.
I'm looking for an additional job, I work at The Sharper Image (they don't drug test y'all), and I'm really worried about drug tests. For the most part, all of the decent paying jobs (well, jobs that could pay the rent) drug test. I have been researching ways to pass the test without quitting smoking, but I still have some questions:
1) I'm 6', weigh 135lb and have a crazy fast metabolism. I've been smoking on an almost daily basis pretty much for the past 6 months. Sometimes it was an eighth a night, but for the past week it's only been a couple of one hitters and maybe a resin hit. How long do you think the weed will stay in my system? I realize it's fat soluble, but I have no fat.
2) I would love to continue smoking every day, and it's kind of extremely difficult for me to stop because I just get that craving every night. Is there any way I could actually pass a test while smoking within a couple of days?
3) I've heard of the bleach trick and was wondering if it works. Since most companies (I've read) take preliminary tests, do those test for the bleach?
4) What would be the BEST way for me to pass a drug test (stopping smoking is a given, but my body reallllly doesn't want to)?

Thanks for all the help y'all.
Doc:rastasmoke:

doc holiday Reviewed by doc holiday on 08-16-2007. I think I've read every thread, but I still have some questions... OK, here's the story. I'm looking for an additional job, I work at The Sharper Image (they don't drug test y'all), and I'm really worried about drug tests. For the most part, all of the decent paying jobs (well, jobs that could pay the rent) drug test. I have been researching ways to pass the test without quitting smoking, but I still have some questions: 1) I'm 6', weigh 135lb and have a crazy fast metabolism. I've been smoking on an almost daily basis pretty much for the past 6 months. Rating: 5

[FakeBoobsRule]

Bleach doesn't work and is detected by lab validity testing. Did you read the substitution sticky at the top of the forum? Can't begin to guess how long it will take you to get clean but you would probably get cleaner more quickly than most.

[doc holiday]

Yeah, I've read all of your posts man. haha - substitution sounds good, but i'm trying to save money, so drinking lots of water,consuming creatine, and taking a b vitamin sounds good to me.

[Iguana]

Sometimes spending some money is the way to make more money. The money spent on some guaranteed clean urine would pay off in more and bigger paychecks.